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Domino’s pulls out of Italy after admitting failure in attempt to win over locals

It was a cheeky bid to grab a slice of the action in the home of pizza.

But US chain Domino’s has admitted failure in its attempt to conquer Italy and has said a hasty arrivederci.

After spending seven years trying to persuade Romans and Neapolitans that popular American pizza toppings – such as pineapple – were not a sacrilege, it has closed all its 29 Italian stores.

Domino’s, which has more than 1,100 UK outlets, arrived in Italy in 2015 hoping to cash in on the home delivery market.

The firm said it aimed to open 880 stores and would use ‘purely Italian’ traditional ingredients such as prosciutto, gorgonzola, grana padano and mozzarella.

But Italy’s notoriously perfectionist diners proved hard to please.

They turned their noses up when Domino’s offered US-inspired varieties such as the cheeseburger topping, the pepperoni passion and, worst of all, the pineapple-strewn Hawaiian.

The coronavirus pandemic also saw potential customers flock to local, often cheaper, restaurants for home-grown options.

Domino’s main market in Italy, according to the firm’s detractors, was just “drunk American tourists”.

The US fast food giant shut its stores across Italy after local franchise holder ePizza went bankrupt.

ePizza, which had debts of nearly £9million, has blamed the COVID pandemic lockdowns and a significant rise in the level of competition, particularly from more traditional Italian outlets, for the decision to shut its restaurants.

The firm said: “We attribute the issue to the significantly increased level of competition in the food delivery market with both organized chains and “mom and pop” restaurants delivering food.”

It was a cheeky bid to grab a slice of the action in the home of pizza.  But US chain Domino's has admitted failure in its attempt to conquer Italy and has said a hasty arrivederci.
Camera IconIt was a cheeky bid to grab a slice of the action in the home of pizza. But US chain Domino’s has admitted failure in its attempt to conquer Italy and has said a hasty arrivederci. Credit: YALCIN SONAT/yalcinsonat – stock.adobe.com

Italian newspaper Il Messaggero offered a more withering assessment of Domino’s attempts to win over the country.

“Italians don’t like pineapple pizza”, it said, claiming Domino’s menu “would turn up the nose of traditional pizza lovers, while intriguing xenophiles”.

In Italy, pizza is such a way of life that the original, traditional Neapolitian has protected status and strict requirements, while the art of dough twirling in Naples has even achieved Unesco world heritage recognition.

One online commentator said bringing the US chain to Italy was like “trying to sell snow in the North Pole”.

Another wrote: “May we all have the insane confidence of the Domino’s executive who pitched opening in Italy.”

But some American takeaway giants remain unperturbed by the pizza chain’s fate.

Starbucks has opened 16 stores across Italy in the hope of tempting coffee traditionalists away from the country’s much-loved espresso bars.

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Australia

Port Hedland wins WA’s Sh**test Town contest, snatching crown from Kalgoorlie-Boulder

Port Hedland has officially snatched the crown from Kalgoorlie-Boulder, being voted in as WA’s Sh**test Town.

Kalgoorlie-Boulder has won the past three years, however Port Hedland won the dubious award for a single point this year, taking their debut title for the WA division.

In a brutal statement from the Sh**test Town of Australia organisers, the Port Hedland is described as a “derelict minerals discharge hole”, painting images of a mate in a sandpit after a big night, spitting out whatever comes.

Your local paper, whenever you want it.

“The iron anus owes its name to its turd-brown eyesore of a port… and its inhabitants’ inability to spell,” the statement read.

“Cattle and sheep farming was once a major industry for the town, but this ended when the animals all withered to a crisp. The only fauna able to survive Port Deadland’s intense heat are creatures like red-necked stints, red-necked avocets and red-necked people.”

The locals call their home the sunniest place in Australia — a great feat — however they sadly forgot to coat the surroundings in Banana Boat.

This has resulted in the landscape being deep-fried and sun-dried to a dusty brown colour, not unlike the inside of a plumbing pipe.

The engineers were focused on other things that day because the road layout is reminiscent of a circular maze; going in circles but never really arriving anywhere.

And when cyclone season hits, the spectacular drainage system clogs in record time, allowing roads to flood superbly and locking everyone inside.

Port Hedland port
Camera IconPort Hedland port Credit: james lauritz/supplied by Port Hedland Port Au

Currently the town is best known as an iron-ore hub and a spawning point for FIFO workers.

“Popular pastimes include racing wheelbarrows, smashing people’s solar panels and being hospitalized with a respiratory infection caused by iron ore dust,” STOA added.

Later this year Port Hedland will represent WA for a chance to win the national trophy.

In third place for WA came Fitzroy Crossing, followed by Armadale, Rockingham and Geraldton.

Perth came in at 11th place for the State.

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Australia

Lotto winners WA: Perth friends plan epic holiday after $2.1 million win from Rossmoyne Newsagency ticket

A group of Perth friends are set for the group holiday of a lifetime after winning millions of dollars in Lotto.

The two couples have been playing together for more than two decades but finally hit the jackpot on July 30, winning $2.1 million.

The ticket they bought from Rossmoyne Newsagency was one of 14 winning tickets from around Australia.

Your local paper, whenever you want it.

“We’ve been playing Lotto together basically since we met, and we love it,” one winner said.

“We love knowing that our money stays in WA and supports so many great projects.

“And now we’ve won! It’s all pretty surreal.”

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Entertainment

UK Good Morning Britain host Richard Madeley slammed for ‘creepy’ Olivia Newton-John comment after her death

A UK breakfast TV host has been slammed by viewers after making “creepy” comments about singer Olivia Newton-John just hours after news of her death broke.

Good Morning Britain host Richard Madeley paid tribute to the 73-year-old Grease star but copped a lashing from Brits over his choice of anecdote.

Madeley referenced an iconic 1970s modeling picture of Newton-John that had been shared in countless tributes following her death, including by her Grease co-star John Travolta.

“I wish I’d met her, I wish I’d interviewed her. It never happened, I always regretted it actually as years went by,” Madeley said.

“That publicity picture… the one of her in the denim shirt. It was a very famous poster of her by her in the 1970s. ”

Good Morning Britain's Richard Madeley has copped a serve from viewers.
Camera IconGood Morning Britain’s Richard Madeley has copped a serve from viewers. Credit: good morning britain

And he went on to confess many of his former colleagues had a schoolboy crush on the star.

“That poster was on the wall of a radio station I used to work in back in the 70s and I’m not exaggerating, it basically stopped traffic in the corridor,” he said.

“It was up there for months! The guys would just stop and look at it.”

Insulting, inappropriate and very, very creepy.

Viewers were less than impressed by his comments, which came as many Brits learned the news of Newton-John’s death, following a cancer battle, aged 73.

“Richard Madeley’s weird angle on the loss of Olivia Newton-John today on (Good Morning Britain) was uncomfortable to watch,” one Twitter user wrote.

“Just kept on the line of how attractive she was & if she acknowledged how beautiful she was & how her colleagues would stare at her poster.”

The iconic picture of Olivia Newton-John Madeley was referring to,
Camera IconThe iconic picture of Olivia Newton-John Madeley was referring to, Credit: John Travolta

One viewer described the comments as: “Insulting, inappropriate and very, very creepy.”

Some even called for Madeley to lose his job over the remarks.

“This creep needs to be fired,” one furious viewer wrote.

TV veteran Madeley, who is known for his cringeworthy live TV moments, is widely thought to have been the inspiration for comedian Steve Coogan’s show Alan Partridge.

Coogan has previously admitted Partridge’s character is similar to the host.

Last week, Madeley was in viewers’ crosshairs again for an awkward comment about England Lionesses soccer player Chloe Kelly.

While discussing her team’s Euro 2022 win, Madeley got a little too familiar with the player, referring to her as “Coco”, admitting he uses the same nickname for his daughter, who is also named Chloe.

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Australia

Pet grooming Perth: Couture Canine co-founder Charmaine Cayeux opens up on growing demand from fur parents

Spending thousands of dollars on pet grooming may seem like something only the Kardashians would do, but families across Perth are spending big bucks to get their beloved pooch looking its best.

The global pet care industry is worth a staggering $374 billion. Australia has one of the highest pet ownership rates in the world, so it is no surprise that dog grooming businesses are booming in the west.

Charmaine Cayeux, co-founder of Couture Canine grooming, has pioneered the opulent nature of looking after one’s furry friend in West Perth and has amassed a large clientele of owners willing to fork out tens of thousands of dollars every year to maintain their pet’s immaculate appearance .

Ms Cayeux’s luxury services, which include “doggy facials”, jacuzzi sessions, nail painting and stylized haircuts, can range between $150 and $500.

Yorkshire Terriers like Kenzo, along with Cavoodles, make up “90 per cent” of the furry customers at Couture Canine in West Perth.
Camera IconYorkshire Terriers like Kenzo, along with Cavoodles, make up “90 per cent” of the furry customers at Couture Canine in West Perth. Credit: ross swanborough/The West Australian

Due to extremely high demand, the company has a waitlist with more than 50 dogs from all over the State, who will wait at least a year to secure a coveted spot.

“We are developing this culture of dog grooming in Perth where it’s perfectly acceptable to take your dog for a blow dry twice a week,” she said.

“We have clients who spend over $400 a week and have done it for 15 years.”

Ms Cayeux revealed that 90 per cent of Couture Canine’s customers are Cavoodles and Yorkshire Terriers owned by professionals who work in Perth’s CBD — and who drop off their furry best friends in the morning to be groomed and attend “doggy daycare”.

Loyal customer Amanda Krzywoszyja, who regularly pampers her miniature poodle Henry Danger, believes that social media has been a big influence in the rise of luxury pet grooming.

“Every second pet seems to have Instagram, so it’s that social presence (online),” Ms Krzywoszyja said.

“Also, my partner will take Henry for a walk and he’ll be like ‘Oh my God. I’ve got so many comments on how good he looks’ and it’s that smiling moment of taking pride in how you care about them and (how) they’re living their best life.

“At the end of the day, they’re our best friends and are not around for a long time so why not give them the best opportunity that they can to be spoiled.”

Kim Kardashian has made no secret of her fur-baby pampering.
Camera IconKim Kardashian has made no secret of her fur-baby pampering. Credit: kim kardashian/Instagram

It seems luxury brands are also looking to profit from the booming industry, charging an obscene amount of money for everyday pet care items like brushes and collars.

Last month Italian fashion house Gucci released a pet collection with eye-watering prices as high as $12,000 for a dog bed, $630 for a poop bag holder and $570 for a designer leash.

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Australia

Space junk from Elon Musk’s SpaceX Crew-1 craft slams onto NSW farmer Mick Miners’ property

A 3m piece of space junk from Elon Musk’s spacecraft has crashed into a farmer’s property in NSW at around 25,000km/h.

The object – which was part of the SpaceX Crew-1 craft – was found in a sheep paddock by a farmer living on a large property in the Snowy Mountains.

Farmer Mick Miners said he discovered the space junk, which resembled a tree from a distance, after his family heard a loud bang.

The bang was also reportedly heard by residents living in southern NSW, with some alleging they saw an explosion.

Elon Musk spaceX.  Picture: Supplied.
Camera IconSpaceX has been in space for almost two years. Supplied Credit: NCA NewsWire

Neighboring farmer Jock Wallace also reported a similar foreign object that had been torpedoed into his land.

Luckily for both farmers, the space waste – which came from one of the craft’s fins – was located a fair way from their homes.

Upon investigation, Australian National University space expert Brad Tucker was called by authorities to inspect the object.

“This is most definitely space junk which was part of the SpaceX Crew-1 trunk,” he told Ben Fordham on radio on Monday.

“SpaceX has this capsule that takes humans into space, but there is a bottom part … so when the astronauts come back, they leave the bottom part in space before the capsule lands.”

Musk determined to be on Mars in five years.

Musk determined to be on Mars in five years.

The spacecraft, which costs $62m per launch, has started to deorbit after almost two years in space.

Mr Tucker said the craft was originally planned to break apart and land in the ocean.

“We saw most pieces land in the ocean, but clearly some hadn’t because this 3m piece was speared into the ground from space,” Mr Tucker said.

“In photographs of the debris, you can clearly see charring, which you would expect from re-entry (into the atmosphere). It is very rare to see because they don’t usually land on land but in the ocean. People often think they find small pieces of space junk, but they would burn up on re-entry, so it’s more likely to be large pieces like this.”

The spacecraft, which is a stainless steel rocket, was more than 50m tall.

SpaceX is an American aerospace company founded in 2002 by Mr Musk that helped usher in the era of commercial spaceflight.

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