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Perth’s public hospitals declare more than 500 code yellows as capacity issues plague WA health system

Perth’s public hospitals have been forced to declare more than 500 code yellows in the past year as capacity issues continue to plague the health system.

Worst impacted was Sir Charles Gairdner Hospital, which went into code yellow 144 times in 2021-22 – an average of eleven every two and a half days.

That was followed by Perth Children’s Hospital (89 code yellows), Fiona Stanley Hospital (74) and Royal Perth Hospital (68).

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The city’s biggest maternity hospital, King Edward Memorial, declared 36 code yellows in the year to July.

A code yellow refers to an infrastructure or other internal emergency that is impacting service delivery – including a lack of available beds.

Shadow Health Minister Libby Mettam said the “shocking” figures – contained in answers to questions in Parliament – ​​pointed to a health system that was “significantly under-resourced and lurching from crisis to crisis”.

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Port Hedland wins WA’s Sh**test Town contest, snatching crown from Kalgoorlie-Boulder

Port Hedland has officially snatched the crown from Kalgoorlie-Boulder, being voted in as WA’s Sh**test Town.

Kalgoorlie-Boulder has won the past three years, however Port Hedland won the dubious award for a single point this year, taking their debut title for the WA division.

In a brutal statement from the Sh**test Town of Australia organisers, the Port Hedland is described as a “derelict minerals discharge hole”, painting images of a mate in a sandpit after a big night, spitting out whatever comes.

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“The iron anus owes its name to its turd-brown eyesore of a port… and its inhabitants’ inability to spell,” the statement read.

“Cattle and sheep farming was once a major industry for the town, but this ended when the animals all withered to a crisp. The only fauna able to survive Port Deadland’s intense heat are creatures like red-necked stints, red-necked avocets and red-necked people.”

The locals call their home the sunniest place in Australia — a great feat — however they sadly forgot to coat the surroundings in Banana Boat.

This has resulted in the landscape being deep-fried and sun-dried to a dusty brown colour, not unlike the inside of a plumbing pipe.

The engineers were focused on other things that day because the road layout is reminiscent of a circular maze; going in circles but never really arriving anywhere.

And when cyclone season hits, the spectacular drainage system clogs in record time, allowing roads to flood superbly and locking everyone inside.

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Camera IconPort Hedland port Credit: james lauritz/supplied by Port Hedland Port Au

Currently the town is best known as an iron-ore hub and a spawning point for FIFO workers.

“Popular pastimes include racing wheelbarrows, smashing people’s solar panels and being hospitalized with a respiratory infection caused by iron ore dust,” STOA added.

Later this year Port Hedland will represent WA for a chance to win the national trophy.

In third place for WA came Fitzroy Crossing, followed by Armadale, Rockingham and Geraldton.

Perth came in at 11th place for the State.

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Peak-hour chaos as crash, breakdowns on Kwinana Freeway and Tonkin Highway add to heavy rain delays

Peak-hour traffic has been hit across the metropolitan area by several incidents as heavy rain causes widespread delays.

Motorists northbound on Kwinana Freeway need to be extra careful on the approach to South Terrace in Como with the left lane blocked after an accident.

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Main Roads have warned of slow traffic in the area.

There have also been a number of breakdowns across the metropolitan area, with the right lane blocked on Tonkin Highway northbound after Roe Highway in Kewdale.

Traffic is slow on approach, with visibility in the wet also hampered.

Traffic is also slow on Tonkin Highway southbound prior to Morley Drive in Morley after a breakdown.

Tow trucks are dealing with the issue in the left emergency lane.

There has been a truck breakdown on the Kwinana Freeway in South Perth.

Emergency services have closed the left lane prior to Mill Point Road.

And Main Roads have warned holidaymakers heading to Perth Airport to allow extra travel time with roadworks closing Tonkin Highway from Great Eastern Highway to Dunreath Drive for bridge removal and construction.

The works started at 4am on Monday, with motorists told to seek alternative routes.

Thick smoke is also making driving difficult on Mitchell Freeway between Neerabup Road and Hester Avenue.

With reduced visibility in the area, motorists have been told to switch on their headlights and take extreme caution.

The latest incidents come after a crash on Kwinana Freeway in Baldivis prior to Karnup Road caused delays on Sunday night.

With wet weather to continue throughout Monday and into Tuesday, motorists across Perth have been warned to stay vigilant, switch on headlights and ensure a safe braking distance to the vehicle in front.

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