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Olivia Wilde wins custody battle against ex Jason Sudeikis after CinemaCon incident

Just months after she was publicly served with legal papers in front of the world, Olivia Wilde has won her custody battle against her ex Jason Sudeikis.

The Hollywood star and director was victorious in a California court after the judge ruled that their two children — eight-year-old Otis and five-year-old Daisy — would continue to call the Golden State home, not New York as the Ted Lasso star had hoped.

The judgment came after the 38-year-old actress claimed that Sudeikis, 46, had arranged for the custody documents to be served in April “in the most aggressive way possible”, as she was speaking on a CinemaCon panel about her new movie.

Olivia Wilde, director of the upcoming film "Don't Worry Darling," holds an envelope that was handed to her onstage during the Warner Bros. Pictures presentation at CinemaCon 2022 at Caesars Palace, Tuesday, April 26, 2022, in Las Vegas.  (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
Camera IconOlivia Wilde holds an envelope that was handed to her onstage during the Warner Bros. Pictures presentation at CinemaCon 2022. Credit: Chris Pizzello/Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP

In a filing, Wilde claimed that Sudeikis — who she was in a relationship with from 2011 until 2020 — intended to “embarrass” and “threaten” her by getting the papers delivered in such a public setting.

“Jason’s actions were clearly intended to threaten me and catch me off guard. He could have served me discreetly, but instead, he chose to serve me in the most aggressive manner possible,” she said in court documents.

“The fact that Jason would embarrass me professionally and put our personal conflict on public display in this manner is extremely contrary to our children’s best interests. Since Jason has made it clear that we will not be able to work this out for our children’s sake outside of the court system, I filed a petition for custody in Los Angeles.”

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Kassandra Clementi SPLITS from fiancée Jacqueline Toboni as she debuts new romance with a man

Home And Away actress Kassandra Clementi has confirmed her split from fiancée Jacqueline Toboni by going public with a new man.

The UnReal star, who became engaged to Jacqueline in August last year, raised eyebrows on Monday by uploading a photo of herself cozying up to American animal welfare worker Dan McKernan on the beach.

Resting her head lovingly on the tattooed hunk’s shoulder, Kassandra wrote in her caption: ‘My [love heart emoji].’

Home And Away actress Kassandra Clementi (right) has all but confirmed her split from fiancée Jacqueline Toboni by debuting her romance with animal welfare worker Dan McKernan (left)

Home And Away actress Kassandra Clementi (right) has all but confirmed her split from fiancée Jacqueline Toboni by debuting her romance with animal welfare worker Dan McKernan (left)

‘Australians – what are your favorite spots in/around Sydney, Melbourne and Adelaide?’ she added, confirming that she and Dan were set to travel across Australia together.

Dan, who owns an animal sanctuary in Michigan, also uploaded the same photo alongside the caption: ‘Off to @kassandraclementi’s homeland, Australia.’

Kasandra was first pictured on Dan’s Instagram page back in July, posing for a series of videos and photos taken at his rescue farm.

The UnReal star, who became engaged to Jacqueline in August last year, raised eyebrows on Monday by uploading this photo of herself cozying up to American animal welfare worker Dan McKernan on the beach.  She wrote in her caption: 'My [love heart emoji]'

The UnReal star, who became engaged to Jacqueline in August last year, raised eyebrows on Monday by uploading this photo of herself cozying up to American animal welfare worker Dan McKernan on the beach. She wrote in her caption: ‘My [love heart emoji]’

The couple's amorous posts came as a surprise to fans, given that Kassandra never announced her split from American star Jacqueline (left).  The couple are pictured together in 2019

The couple’s amorous posts came as a surprise to fans, given that Kassandra never announced her split from American star Jacqueline (left). The couple are pictured together in 2019

Dan owns an animal sanctuary in Michigan, America

Dan owns an animal sanctuary in Michigan, America

‘A true source of happiness and joy in my life [love heart emoji] @Kassandra Clementi. [Animal emojis] The residents at my barn approve [smiling emoji]’, he wrote in the caption.

The couple’s amorous posts came as a surprise to fans, given that Kassandra never announced her split from American star Jacqueline.

Daily Mail Australia has reached out to Kassandra’s management for comment.

Kasandra was first pictured on Dan's Instagram page back in July, posing for a series of videos and photos taken at his rescue farm

Kasandra was first pictured on Dan’s Instagram page back in July, posing for a series of videos and photos taken at his rescue farm

'A true source of happiness and joy in my life [love heart emoji] @Kassandra Clementi. [Animal emojis] The residents at my barn approve [smiling emoji]', he wrote in the caption

‘A true source of happiness and joy in my life [love heart emoji] @Kassandra Clementi. [Animal emojis] The residents at my barn approve [smiling emoji]’, he wrote in the caption

The two women were last seen together in January as they stepped out for a romantic stroll in Sydney.

Jacqueline, who stars in popular drama The L Word, had proposed to her girlfriend on holiday in Italy five months earlier, but the same-sex couple mostly kept a low profile.

Jacqueline (right) proposed to Kassandra in Italy last August, confirming their engagement by sharing a gallery of loved-up Instagram photos

Jacqueline (right) proposed to Kassandra in Italy last August, confirming their engagement by sharing a gallery of loved-up Instagram photos

The couple's amorous posts came as a surprise to fans, given that Kassandra never announced her split from American star Jacqueline

The couple’s amorous posts came as a surprise to fans, given that Kassandra never announced her split from American star Jacqueline

Confirming their engagement at the time, Jacqueline shared a gallery of photos to Instagram from their romantic Italian getaway.

‘This first pic is right before I proposed,’ she wrote in the caption.

‘I feel so incredibly lucky to have found such a goofy, smart, funny, kind soul in you,’ Jacqueline said of her fiancée.

'I feel so incredibly lucky to have found such a goofy, smart, funny, kind soul in you,' Jacqueline said of her fiancée

‘I feel so incredibly lucky to have found such a goofy, smart, funny, kind soul in you,’ Jacqueline said of her fiancée

The gallery included photos of Kassandra beaming while showing off her new engagement ring, and another of them kissing.

‘Thank you for making me laugh every day. I can’t wait to do this forever. Love you x.’

Kassandra reposted their engagement announcement on her Instagram Story, along with the caption: ‘I love you infinitely.’

The gallery included photos of Kassandra beaming while showing off her new engagement ring, and another of them kissing

The gallery included photos of Kassandra beaming while showing off her new engagement ring, and another of them kissing

Kassandra played Maddy Osborne on Home and Away from 2013 to 2016, after which she moved to Los Angeles to further her acting career.

Kassandra played Maddy Osborne on Home and Away from 2013 to 2016, after which she moved to Los Angeles to further her acting career.

It’s unclear when the couple began dating, but they started sharing photos together on Instagram in July 2019.

Kassandra played Maddy Osborne on Home and Away from 2013 to 2016, after which she moved to Los Angeles to further her acting career.

She was in a relationship with Bondi Vet star Dr Chris Brown from 2014 to 2015.

During their time together, the pair kept their romance off social media and declined to speak about their private life in the press.

She was in a relationship with Bondi Vet star Dr Chris Brown (pictured) from 2014 to 2015

She was in a relationship with Bondi Vet star Dr Chris Brown (pictured) from 2014 to 2015

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Rita Ora’s mother Vera, 58, shows off her figure in an orange swimsuit as she soaks up the sun

Her pop singer daughter Rita Ora recently tied the knot with film director Taika Waititi.

And Vera Ora certainly let her hair down after the celebrations as she showed off her figure while soaking up the sun on holiday in new snaps shared to her Instagram on Monday.

The NHS Psychiatrist, 58, looked fabulous in a flattering orange bikini as she posed by the Buna River, which flows through Albania and Montenegro.

Looking good: Vera Ora certainly let her hair down after the celebrations as she showed off her figure while soaking up the sun on holiday in new snaps shared to her Instagram on Monday

Looking good: Vera Ora certainly let her hair down after the celebrations as she showed off her figure while soaking up the sun on holiday in new snaps shared to her Instagram on Monday

Vera teamed her one-piece with dark sunglasses and black sandals, with the matriarch seemingly preparing to do a spot of kayaking.

Another image saw her enjoying a hot beverage as she posed on a ledge in front of the idyllic backdrop.

With another seeing her pose for a sweet snap with her husband and Rita’s father Besnik Sahatçiu.

Strike a pose: The NHS Psychiatrist, 58, looked fabulous in a flattering orange bikini as she posed by the Buna River, which flows through Albania and Montenegro

Strike a pose: The NHS Psychiatrist, 58, looked fabulous in a flattering orange bikini as she posed by the Buna River, which flows through Albania and Montenegro

Meet Mrs Waititi-Ora!  It comes as her daughter de ella Rita Ora married director Taika Waititi in an intimate ceremony in London, according to reports (pictured together in March)

Meet Mrs Waititi-Ora! It comes as her daughter de ella Rita Ora married director Taika Waititi in an intimate ceremony in London, according to reports (pictured together in March)

Mother of the bride Vera also filmed herself wearing a yellow patterned co-ord as she enjoyed a drive with her husband.

The fun-filled getaway comes after daughter Rita married director Taika Waititi in an intimate London ceremony, according to reports, with the pair both been pictured with gold bands on their ring fingers in recent days.

The Hot Right Now hitmaker, 31, and the Thor: Love And Thunder director, 46, have both been pictured with gold bands on their ring fingers in recent days – sparking speculation they had already tied the knot.

Holiday bliss: Another image saw her enjoying a hot beverage as she posed on a ledge in front of the idyllic backdrop

Holiday bliss: Another image saw her enjoying a hot beverage as she posed on a ledge in front of the idyllic backdrop

Couple: With another seeing her pose for a sweet snap with her husband and Rita's father Besnik Sahatçiu

Couple: With another seeing her pose for a sweet snap with her husband and Rita’s father Besnik Sahatçiu

Good times: Mother of the bride Vera also filmed herself wearing a yellow patterned co-ord as she enjoyed a drive with her husband

Good times: Mother of the bride Vera also filmed herself wearing a yellow patterned co-ord as she enjoyed a drive with her husband

Rita said to have already changed her surname and will now be known as Mrs Waititi-Ora.

Rita and Taika started dating in March 2021, before going public with their romance that August.

The couple got engaged two months ago, and sources now claim that they are planning a huge party to celebrate their secret wedding with friends and family.

Happy!  Rita and Taika reportedly got engaged two months ago after going public with their romance in August 2021 (pictured last month)

Happy! Rita and Taika reportedly got engaged two months ago after going public with their romance in August 2021 (pictured last month)

A source told The Sun: ‘It was a really intimate ceremony and super special for everyone there. Their nearest and dearest can see how madly in love they are.

‘Despite living in the spotlight, Rita is determined to keep the relationship as private as possible and didn’t want to make a big song and dance about the wedding.

‘Rita’s already back in the studio working on her third album, with her latest session being with Ava Max and Noah Cyrus’ writer Rollo.’

MailOnline has contacted representatives for Rita Ora and Taika Waititi for comment.

Some-ring to tell us?  The singer, who sparked wedding speculation when she was seen wearing a gold band on her ring finger de ella, has reportedly already changed her de ella last name

Some-ring to tell us? The singer, who sparked wedding speculation when she was seen wearing a gold band on her ring finger de ella, has reportedly already changed her de ella last name

In recent days Rita has done little to quash speculation that she and Taika had secretly tied the knot, after she was seen wearing a gold band on her ring finger.

She delighted fans with a photo dump on Monday as she shared sultry snaps from her recent getaway in Paris.

Rita modeled an array of dazzling outfits in the post, yet it was her jewelery that caught the eye as she was spotted wearing a gold band that matched the one Taika was also seen wearing in a previous snap.

Sizzling: Rita delighted fans with a photo dump on Monday as she shared sultry snaps from her recent getaway in Paris, with a noticeable new addition on her wedding finger

Sizzling: Rita delighted fans with a photo dump on Monday as she shared sultry snaps from her recent getaway in Paris, with a noticeable new addition on her wedding finger

New Zealand-born filmmaker Waititi was seen sporting a wedding band on Friday.

In an Instagram snap shared by Rita’s sister Elena, Taika could be seen sporting the gold jewelery on his left finger as he enjoyed a drink in the sunshine.

Bling: She modeled dazzling outfits yet it was her jewelery that caught the eye

Bling: She modeled dazzling outfits yet it was her jewelery that caught the eye

Rita also uploaded the same shot to her Instagram, but the singer tellingly covered Taika’s hand with her caption.

MailOnline contacted representatives for Rita and Taika for comment at the time.

It was reported in June that the couple were to wed one another after almost simultaneously popping the question.

The British singer and the filmmaker were said to be planning an imminent, low-key ceremony abroad before celebrating with their fellow A-listers in a big London bash later this year.

It is understood that Rita, who is working on several films and The Voice Australia, and Taika, who is planning a string of movies, hope to tie the knot once their work commitments have wrapped up.

A friend told The Sun: ‘This isn’t about them doing a big showy thing and crowding about it beforehand. It’s just about them being in love and deciding the time is right to formalize their relationship. They couldn’t be happier.

‘They didn’t do a whole, ‘Will you marry me?’ thing and an Instagram post.

‘There’s no ring or big build-up. They just got closer and closer and eventually said to each other almost simultaneously, ‘I want to marry you.”

Married man?  Rita and Taika fueled speculation that they have married after the Thor director was seen sporting a wedding band on Friday

Married man? Rita and Taika fueled speculation that they have married after the Thor director was seen sporting a wedding band on Friday

Could it be?  Rita also uploaded the same shot to her Ella's Instagram, but the singer tellingly covered Ella's Taika's hand with her caption

Could it be? Rita also uploaded the same shot to her Ella’s Instagram, but the singer tellingly covered Ella’s Taika’s hand with her caption

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The Block 2022 Bathroom Week: Scott Cam and Shelley Craft deliver brutal feedback to Ankur and Sharon during their walk-around

It’s the first week of renovations for the 2022 Blockheads, and what better way to amp up the pressure than with a walk-around by Scott Cam and Shelley Craft?

The two renovating powerhouses headed over to the Macedon Ranges houses to share their thoughts on the teams’ design choices for Main Bathroom Week.

This week is more important than ever, as Scotty recently revealed that the winning team will receive $250,000 worth of kitchen appliances for Kitchen Week, in what is the biggest prize in block history.

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While the duo were pleasantly surprised with some of the bathrooms, Ankur and Sharon over in House 3 – the biggest house on The Block – received some savage feedback about their “luxe and sexy” dark bathroom.

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Scott Cam and Shelley Craft delivered brutal feedback to some teams during Main Bathroom Week. (Nine)

The married couple had opted to line the floor and walls with a dark tile, while separating the wet area with a wall. They were also the only team not to put in skylights.

“Have you got a bit of a nod to the old house?” Scotty asked Sharon, who had a sore throat and had lost her voice.

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She tried to explain: “The tile that we chose has got little bits of stone, so a big concept of ours is to bring the outside in wherever we can, but luxe mode. Hence the marble feature wall there. That hexagonal shape is a nod to the era which is the 1890s…”

But Scotty cut in: “No wonder she’s lost her voice. I’m actually asleep with my eyes open…”

Shelley advised that the bathroom was small, and said the couple should “save some budget” and not tile all the way.

“Do you think it’s too dark? This wall, this wall and this wall…” Sharon asked, with Scotty responding: “To me, that seems quite dark.

“The judges have referred to bathrooms in the past as prison cells…”

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Shelley also agreed that it would be “too much”, and said: “It’s scary that one of the most expensive rooms in your home is the first room that you’re producing. You don’t want to be doing your bathroom in the re-do room.”

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Ankur and Sharon were left unimpressed with the feedback. (Nine)

Meanwhile, things weren’t too much better in Rachel and Ryan’s bathroom in House 2.

The pair had decided on a huge walk-in shower with two shower heads, VELUX skylights and a double timber vanity.

But both Scott and Shelley thought the same thing as they entered the room – it didn’t offer much of a nod to the classic country features of the historic home.

“Have you got a little bit of a nod to the old house because remember, we are in the old house and this sort of stuff is going to be in the new extension too,” Scotty said.

Rachel replied: “So we are going contemporary, but contemporary lodge. So when you see our soft furnishings, I want it to feel very natural and very country.”

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But Scott remained unimpressed, replying: “Just keep going with this, because you can’t change it now.

“It’s fine, and the judges may love it! I’m very rarely right about what the judges say…”

After they left, Ryan told the camera: “I feel like the feedback was a little bit negative.”

“If we get feedback that it’s not country enough, I’m not going to kick us for it. We’re doing the best we can on what we’ve been given,” Rachel added.

Tom and Sarah-Jane, who won the House Decider challenge, received a sprinkling of positive feedback during their walk-around over in House 1.

After Tom explained the pair were putting in a dado rail and matching picture frames, Shelley responded: “Is this week one or is this week five for these guys?

“This is your main bathroom in your house and you are setting the scene for the rest of the home here too.”

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It was a similar story for Dylan and Jenny in House 4, who impressed the duo with their subtle nods to the heritage of their home.

Scotty said: “The key to this is to have a modern bathroom because it’s 2022, but you’ve got to have a little nod to this house. All it takes is a given rail. This is really good guys, well done.”

The host did say there was one thing that worried him about the pair’s renovations.

“The thing that concerned me when I walked in is that you’ve got a lot to do still. You’ve only got tomorrow,” he warned.

Meanwhile, best pals Omar and Oz over in House 5 received some mixed feedback from the duo during their walk-around.

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The pair had opted for VJ paneling, herringbone tile walls and a patterned floor tile.

“That’s busy hey? It’s a busy tile,” Shelley said upon entering the room.

“You’ve really chosen some tough tiles to lay as well, haven’t you?” Scotty said, before bringing in Ben the tiler to ask him how he felt that the pair were doing herringbone tile walls.

“I kind of had a mini heart attack!” I replied.

Scott later told Shelley in private: “But… they’ve cut it in half, where half is tiles and half is VJ? I don’t understand? I’m not looking forward to that feedback!”

Time will tell which team will come out victorious in Main Bathroom Week and bag the massive $250,000 prize on offer.

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Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde review at Sydney Theater Company

STRANGE CASE OF DR JEKYLL AND MR HYDE ★★★★★
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How to depict the splintering of a psyche, not just into two, but into endless multiples of two – into all the fractured souls that lie between Henry Jekyll and Edward Hyde? That is the conundrum director Kip Williams sought to solve in his follow-up piece of “cine-theatre” after the astounding artistic success of STC’s The Picture of Dorian Gray.

Ewen Leslie and Matthew Backer are starting in their roles.

Ewen Leslie and Matthew Backer are starting in their roles.Credit:Daniel Boud

The cine-theatre idea is to make theater out of the process of filming that piece of theatre, with live video of real-time acting mashed with images of pre-recorded acting. Yes, there’s a degree to which supping from a similar cup a second time is not quite as seductive as the first, but Williams and his brilliant design and technical team have tailored their approach to the distinctive aspects of Robert Louis Stevenson’s story (adapted by Williams). ), bringing film-noir sensibilities to the narrative’s gothic horror and melodrama, most obviously with the filmed action presented in black and white.

It is the interaction between the multiple moving screens that especially catches Stevenson’s tone, however. The images of the actors are teased and jangled, so part of a head – say just the chin – is on one screen, while the mouth, nose and eyes appear on another. It’s an extraordinarily effective device for encapsulating and communicating internal worlds of mental dysfunction and moral decay.

Those states must first be made extant by the actors, of course, and what Ewen Leslie and Matthew Backer achieve in this regard is startingling. The latter mainly plays Utterson, the story’s narrator and commentator, a role Williams has elevated from shadowy passivity into being our eyes, ears, touch and raised heartbeat as events unfold.

Were Backer’s reactions more exaggerated, the work’s inherent melodrama would swiftly become dominant, and the audience would titter rather than being transfixed. Indeed, there is occasional laughter, but it comes as a reaction of wonderment to the mind-boggling virtuosity of the production itself; a virtuosity that manages to keep replenishing itself.

Leslie is magnificent. His Jekyll de ella is torn and tormented, his de ella Hyde a recipe for insomnia. As with Backer’s, it’s a performance that could so easily slip beyond a tipping point, yet never does. However manic he becomes, we sit spellbound. Leslie’s versatile voice and rubbery face also make for utterly distinctive characters in Poole, Jekyll’s butler, and a copper aiding Utterson in what becomes more of a detective tale than the original, neatly dovetailing with the lighting’s plunging, noirish shadows.

Williams has kept much of the prose and dialogue intact, so we can relish such classic Stevenson lines as a minion being described as “having a face smoothed by hypocrisy.” He also sustains the tension, even through the challenge of Jekyll’s long, final letter. His collaborators of him, meanwhile, (reassembled from the Dorian production) match his ideas at every turn, from Clemence Williams’ music (including some string quartet writing music that would wake your cat), through Marg Horwell’s design, Nick Schlieper’s lighting, Michael Toisuta’s sound design and David Bergman’s video design, to the army of technicians expertly bringing it all to life.

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Flash star Ezra Miller linked to mum and three kids reportedly missing in Vermont

A young mother and her three children who were allegedly living with Ezra Miller at the actor’s Vermont farm are reportedly missing.

Vermont State Police are looking for the 25-year-old woman and her kids — aged five, four and one — believing that the Flash star may be concealing their whereabouts, rolling stone reported Wednesday.

According to court documents obtained by the publication, officers say they attempted at least twice over the weekend to serve the mom an emergency care order requested by the State Attorney’s office, which demanded the youngsters’ removal from both the property and her care, the new york post reports.

But Miller allegedly told cops the family hadn’t lived there in months, which the State Attorney’s office said seemed like an attempt to “evade service” of the order.

rolling stone reports that it was during one of the authorities’ visits to the 96-acre Stamford estate to locate the family that Miller was charged with felony burglary for allegedly breaking into a house and stealing several bottles of alcohol back in May.

A local source told the magazine that several officers were at the Perks of Being a Wallflower star’s home Tuesday night for nearly an hour, though the reason was not made clear. When contacted by rolling stonea police spokesperson referred the outlet to the Vermont Department for Children and Families, who declined to comment due to confidentiality concerns.

The outlet also notes that the mother was posting daily on social media from the property until mid-July when her account went dark and appeared to be deleted.

Reps for Miller did not immediately respond to Page Six‘s request for comment.

The order was reportedly drafted for fear of the children’s safety, as Miller’s property is allegedly littered with firearms, ammunition and marijuana.

Multiple sources with knowledge of the situation, including the children’ father, made the accusations to rolling stone in an exposé published in June.

Two of the sources alleged that there were unattended guns strewn around the Fantastic Beasts star’s home, with video footage appearing to show weapons propped up next to stuffed animals.

One source added that the one-year-old once allegedly picked up a loose bullet and put it in her mouth.

Additionally, both sources alleged that there was frequent and heavy marijuana use in front of the children.

According to rolling stonethe woman moved herself and her children into Miller’s home in mid-April after having met in Hawaii the month prior.

She insisted to the publication in June that Miller provided “a safe environment for (her) three very young children.”

Having a “bad feeling in (his) stomach,” the dad contacted DCF services and local police in mid-May to conduct wellness checks on his kids.

A social worker allegedly visited Miller’s farm on May 16 and informed the father that his children “looked good” but felt they had “more work to do”, according to text messages reviewed by rolling stone.

This is the latest in a string of legal issues for the actor, who was arrested twice in Hawaii earlier this year — once for disorderly conduct, to which they pleaded no contest, and another time for allegedly throwing a chair at a woman. Miller — who goes by them/them pronouns — has also been accused of “grooming” a teenager and had a restraining order taken out against them by a woman and her 12-year-old child.

This article originally appeared in the New York Post and has been reproduced here with permission

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White settler living on stolen California land eviscerates modern surf image: “Surfing has a reputation for embodying all the most annoying and violent aspects of white masculinity!”

“It’s pretty amazing how stuff goes like this…I’ve become sort of famous I guess.”

The Malibu surfer Andy Lyon, whom you’ll hear on a Dirty Water podcast in a couple of days, was the star, victim, whatever you want to call it, of a viral video shaming that cost him job, got him doxxed and his kid threatened.

To recap, Lyon and a retro-riding cowboy get entangled, Lyon’s board gets smashed; he retaliates by taking to the nostalgia craft with a rock before paddling it out beyond the Malibu pier.

A TikTok video and Instagram account @andylyonsisakook soon followed.

Standard sorta stuff and very good entertainment value.

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Lyon, who is fifty-nine, and who has been surfing the joint for fifty years, is upbeat when BeachGrit calls despite the death threats, having his address published and a warning his five-year-old kid is going to get beat up.

“You know, it’s a good ride right now,” he says. “Fucking dealing with all these little punks, keyboard warriors. It’s pretty amazing how stuff goes like this…I’ve become sorta famous I guess.”

The incident, and the response of both sides, marks the changing shift, I think, in modern surf culture. On one side you got on the original cats, good surfers, still riding short boards, who grew up with the unwritten code that if the locals don’t get their waves, hell gonna break loose.

It’s unpleasant but crowded lineups greased with the underlying threat of violence have at least a semblance of order.

The prevailing mindset, howevs, is that all surfers are equal, beginners, SUP riders, even celebs being pushed onto waves on giant foam surfboards by their sherpas, and that retaliation belongs in the distant ugly past.

As for being doxxed, supposedly canceled and so on, Lyon says, “I’m embracing this. People say it ended his career but, it’s like, shit’s taking off. This is the beginning!”

Lyon does press to clear the record about the supposed kid traumatized by the ordeal.

“He was in his twenties and about a foot taller than me,” he says. “He was no fucking kid!”

Full story via the Dirty Water podcast, out in a couple of days.

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Jarvis Cocker book is ‘like seeing your brain laid out in front of you’

That scene from bladerunner haunts me as I read Jarvis Cocker’s book. The one where Harrison Ford recognizes his own memories of him in photos belonging to a terminated humanoid. Disturbing. Could he be manufactured too? Not a unique being, but a mass-produced man / machine programmed with the same brain matter as every other individual of his generation of him?

Weirdly, the singer from Pulp knows exactly what I’m thinking. “I think that’s interesting, because especially at the moment, we’re living through such a cult of individuality,” he responds. “Everybody wants to feel unique… but we are more similar than we realize. That was why I wanted to explore it, really.”

Good Pop Bad Pop is Cocker’s “inventory” of things. Things the Sheffield pop star and broadcaster have been accumulating all his life in boxes and plastic carrier bags, at last pulled out, sorted, photographed and evaluated, one by one, from an overstuffed loft in London. It is, of course, the story of his life from him.

“In a way, it was like seeing your brain laid out in front of you,” he says. “Because these inconsequential things, they’re part of the fabric of the life that you are inhabiting. They’re kind of litter in your consciousness, and if you’re of [the same] age, we’re all exposed to those and they create a shared cultural atmosphere.

Remnants of Imperial Leather soap from Jarvis Cocker's book Good Pop Bad Pop.

Remnants of Imperial Leather soap from Jarvis Cocker’s book Good Pop Bad Pop.Credit:Courtesy Jarvis Cocker

“You’re blind to it when you’re a kid because you just think, Oh, life’s always been like this. You don’t realize that you’re entering the drama at one particular scene and that it will change.”

The props in Cocker’s drama are as random as a book of smutty cartoons, plastic Christmas cracker trinkets, an old fizzy drink can ring-pull, an Altai Computape cassette and a cellophane “fortune teller fish”. I mention these objects because, being of the same age and Anglo-pop heritage as Cocker, they awaken memories of my own: sensory flashbacks as vivid and deeply personal as a suddenly recalled dream.

“Yeah, I found that the objects were quite potent because they triggered memories that I wouldn’t have been able to access otherwise,” he says. “We’ve all got what we think of as our life story going through our head, and certain memories you replay and replay and they get kind of worn out, or you embellish them and they get altered.”

But something as forgettable as a stub of Cusson’s Imperial Leather soap, sticker still attached, can jolt synapses from deep slumber. After contemplating that icky artefact for a bit, Cocker remembered keeping it as a teenager because he was sad about a recent change to the label and packaging. It’s one of many telling acts of unconscious determination strewn through his inventory of him.

‘I do think it’s a dangerous thing to analyze your own creativity too much.’

Jarvis Cocker

Design captured his imagination early. Pulp was a logo and a fashion code years before it was a band, as evidenced by a school exercise book unearthed from his loft. He famously studied at Central Saint Martin’s School of Art and Design in London, as referenced in his band’s best-known song by him, Common People.

Today his Shepherd’s Bush office is lined with dazzling Vivienne Westwood wallpaper. Directly behind him, trademark unkempt hair and black-rimmed glasses these days offset by a cropped gray beard, is a vaguely Klimt-ish poster sourced from M/M design agency in Paris and freshly framed by his partner, artist Kim Sion.

A young Jarvis Cocker at home in Sheffield.

A young Jarvis Cocker at home in Sheffield.Credit:Courtesy Jarvis Cocker

He lived in Paris until recently to be near his son Albert, who he shares with his former wife, stylist and fashion director Camille Bidault-Waddington. “But he’s now 19, so it would be kind of creepy if I was still just hanging around making his breakfast in the morning,” he says with a smirk.

The book was no fun to write, he says, though he’s clearly taken loads of joy in the design: a riot of found objects illustrating rambles about their provenance and significance in his personal chronology. This main narrative is cut with mini essays in various nostalgic typefaces and layouts about spectacles, television, John Peel, the Velvet Underground and other shockwaves in the cultural atmosphere.

The pleasure in writing came late in the process, he says, “and in that way it’s different to songwriting. With a song sometimes the very first moment that you hit a guitar … that’s as exciting as it gets. Then when you try and record a song, sometimes you might feel like you lose your way, or you’ve lost the spirit of it.

An old Barry White cassette, also featured in Good Pop Bad Pop.

An old Barry White cassette, also featured in Good Pop Bad Pop.Credit:Courtesy Jarvis Cocker

“Obviously writing is not like that at all. Writing you have to think about. You can’t just bang your fingers on a keyboard and expect a sentence to have appeared. So I had to kind of rewire the way that my brain works in order to do it.”

Again with the brain wiring. As per the title of his book, Cocker believes this grey-matter molding happens in good and bad ways. One loft relic he remembers buying off a WH Smith’s appointed bargain table in 1979 is a jokey cardboard facsimile of a handbag, as carried by the recently leader of the Tory opposition. “The Thatcher bag,” he writes, “heralds the beginning of bad pop.”

The “Thatcher clutch” is Cocker's sample of bad pop.

The “Thatcher clutch” is Cocker’s sample of bad pop.

It’s a notion that needs some unpacking. But it’s fundamental to his philosophy on life, art, and the looming perils of a world run by evil humanoid programmers.

“Good Pop is popular; something that comes from the population itself, a kind of generated art form, which is what music is. The roots of rock music are really abject: people in slavery, basically, trying to make something to make life tolerable. It’s something that’s come from the ground up. It’s not culture that’s passed from on high.”

bad pop is populism, he says: “this idea that you manipulate public opinion by playing on base instincts, offering shiny things to fool people. And I think the Thatcher bag, even though it was intended as some kind of satirical thing… that was a hallmark of this new type of Toryism.

‘Looking at this attic full of junk, I’m under no illusions it’s just rubbish. It should be in a landfill really.’

Jarvis Cocker

“One of the most famous things they did was to employ Saatchi & Saatchi, one of the biggest advertising agencies, to do their election campaign. They started using these tools of mass culture to manipulate public opinion, and they’ve just gone from strength to strength since then,” he says, feigning a note of triumph. “That’s over 40 years ago.

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“I’m not a political commentator,” he says, although he also reveals that Good Pop Bad Pop is a title he “recycled” from a pamphlet he wrote campaigning for a second Brexit referendum due to the “false pretences” of the first. The idea of ​​power wielded on high to thwart the collective will of individuals is clearly close to his heart.

It reminds me of the first time we met, in London back in 1998, when the UK pop charts were being systematically manipulated by record companies to engineer a new generation of pop puppets like Billie (Piper) and Aaron Carter.

“What I liked about the charts in the olden days was that they were a little bit lawless,” Cocker says now. “Record companies did try and control it. They would sign somebody and put a lot of money behind it but it didn’t always work. It always seemed like the public had the upper hand in some way. They decided what they wanted to be popular.

“For me, when it changed in the UK was around that time we were talking… It’s hard for a modern person to understand what a CD single could be, but they started this thing where a CD single came out and the first week of release , it would be 99p. And then the second week, it went up to three pounds or something.

“Immediately the narrative of the charts disappeared, because records… would go in at No.1, and then the next week, they’d just disappear. It became controlled by the commerce. Ironically, what happened was it killed the charts off. So it’s interesting that once they found a way of controlling it, they actually killed it as a commercial entity.”

TAKE 7: THE ANSWERS ACCORDING TO JARVIS COCKER

  1. Worst habit? Prevarication.
  2. Greatest fear? Short socks.
  3. The line that has stayed with you? “When you’re going through hell, keep going.”
  4. Biggest regret? Not seeing Nina Simone at Nick Cave’s Meltdown festival [in 1999].
  5. Favorite room? The room where they present the Nobel Prize in Oslo.
  6. The artwork/song you wish was yours? The Garden of Earthly Delights [by Hieronymus Bosch]in the Prado Museum in Madrid.
  7. If you could solve one thing… Climate change. I’d really like to solve it, but I don’t think I can do it on my own.

To the uniquely creative mind, heightened awareness about what’s going into it is key. At one dramatic turning point in his journey, Cocker’s process of sorting his loft detritus and writing his book leads him to describe his entire artistic impetus of him as a slightly tongue-in-cheek formula: “Scott [Walker] + Barry [White] + Eurodisco + Gritty Northern Realism = The Future.” He’s joking, but only kind of.

“I do think it’s a dangerous thing to analyze your own creativity too much,” he says. The cautionary tale in his book is the time he interviewed Leonard Cohen in his capacity as a BBC Radio 4 broadcaster, “making the schoolboy error of trying to ask him about his creative process, and him being very polite, but very firm about not wanting to talk about it”.

“I think the reason I try and talk about it at all is that I do believe that creativity is hardwired into every human. In a way that’s what distinguishes us from other animals. We can take our experiences, think about them and then produce something that another member of our species will look at and go, ‘Oh, yeah, I know what you’re on about.’

“It’s a magical kind of thing, and everybody can do it. It doesn’t mean that everybody does it, but we’ve got that ability to do it. And for whatever reason, I’ve always wanted to encourage people to do that.”

Given what seems, at times, like a borderline hoarding disorder, he knows of what he speaks when he says, “I think life as just a consumer is very, very soul-destroying, and dull. You have to create. It’s fun to create. Creativity can be knitting, or cooking something… it doesn’t have to be some kind of masterpiece. So that’s why I go on about it.

“Looking at this attic full of junk, I’m under no illusions it’s just rubbish. It should be in a landfill really but… You mention that formula that I quote at one point in the book, but really, it’s all of it. All these things, no matter how mundane they are… when it’s all mixed together, it creates some kind of chemical reaction and something comes out.

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“To me, that’s a magical thing. Because you do it. You make it happen, as a person. It’s like we’ve all got a superpower. And we should all use it more.”

Jarvis Cocker will appear by videolink at the Melbourne Writers Festival (mwf.com.au) on September 10 and at the Sydney Opera House’s Antidote Festival (sydneyoperahouse.com) on September 11. Good Pop Bad Pop is published by Random House, $39.99.

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Chris Hemsworth spends the evening surfing with his kids in Byron Bay

Chris Hemsworth is raising little mini-mes.

The Thor star was seen taking his children for an afternoon surf at a Byron Bay beach on Wednesday.

The actor’s daughter, India, nine, and twin boys Sasha and Tristan, both eight, were seen running down the beach with surfboards tucked under their arms.

Daddy daycare!  Chris Hemsworth was seen taking his children for an afternoon surf at a Byron Bay beach on Wednesday.

Daddy daycare! Chris Hemsworth was seen taking his children for an afternoon surf at a Byron Bay beach on Wednesday.

The four, all dressed in black wetsuits, started their adventure running headlong into the sea.

Later, they swapped their surfboards out for kickboards for some more in-the-water fun.

At one point, Chris appeared to help a young surfer out of a rip before directing her to a safer part of the beach as she lugged her large surfboard.

A while after, India was seen clinging to her father’s back as they waded through the shallows, looking for the next swell.

Hunk: Chris showed off her muscular physique in a skintight wetsuit

Hunk: Chris showed off her muscular physique in a skintight wetsuit

Warm up: Chris ran on the sand as he warmed up for his surf

Warm up: Chris ran on the sand as he warmed up for his surf

Mini-month: The actor’s daughter, India, nine, and twin boys Sasha and Tristan, both eight, were seen running down the beach with surfboards tucked under their arms. (Pictured: India, right, and one of the twins)

Siblings: India ran into the sea with one of her younger brothers

Siblings: India ran into the sea with one of her younger brothers

Towards the end of the afternoon, the hunky actor swept his daughter up into his arms and carried her out of the sea after a wave crashed into the two of them.

Chris shares her three children with his wife Elsa Pataky whom he married in 2010.

The family resides in a $30million mansion in Broken Head, near the celebrity enclave of Byron Bay.

Thor to the rescue!  At one point, Chris appeared to help a young surfer out of a rip before directing her to a safer part of the beach as she lugged her large surfboard

Thor to the rescue! At one point, Chris appeared to help a young surfer out of a rip before directing her to a safer part of the beach as she lugged her large surfboard

Advice: India looked up to her dad as he gave her surfing advice

Advice: India looked up to her dad as he gave her surfing advice

Proud: Chris proudly watched over one of his young ones as they ran straight for the water

Proud: Chris proudly watched over one of his young ones as they ran straight for the water

Proud: Chris proudly watched over one of his young ones as they ran straight for the water

Last month, Chris said he is working on more and more films in Australia.

‘My focus ever since I had any sway was to shoot here in Australia due to, on a personal level, being at home with my family, but also because of the awareness that I had about what was possible here when it comes to the talent ,’ I told The Daily Telegraph.

Chris made his latest film, the Netflix science fiction drama Spiderhead, in Queensland.

Fun in the sea: Later they swapped their surfboards out for kickboards for some more in-the-water fun

Fun in the sea: Later they swapped their surfboards out for kickboards for some more in-the-water fun

Piggyback: India was seen clinging to her father's back as they waded through the shallows, looking for the next swell

Piggyback: India was seen clinging to her father’s back as they waded through the shallows, looking for the next swell

Cute: Chris gave his daughter a piggy-back ride

Cute: Chris gave his daughter a piggy-back ride

Cute: Chris gave his daughter a piggy-back ride

This is how it is done!  Chris looked determined as he caught a wave

This is how it is done! Chris looked determined as he caught a wave

Close watch: Chris kept an eagle eye on India as she struggled with her kickboard

Close watch: Chris kept an eagle eye on India as she struggled with her kickboard

Just like dad: She tried to catch a wave just like her father

Just like dad: She tried to catch a wave just like her father

His production company, Wild State Productions, brought Thor 3 and 4, Extraction 1 and 2, Spiderhead and Interceptor to film in Australia, the paper reported.

‘Life is sweet. It is great and I couldn’t be happier,’ Chris added.

‘If you had said or asked me 10 years ago where I would like to be, this is it.’

Cuddles: Towards the end of the afternoon outing, the hunky actor swept his daughter up into his arms and carried her out of the sea after a wave crashed into the two of them

Family: Chris shares the three Hemsworth kids with his wife Elsa Pataky whom he married in 2010

Family: Chris shares the three Hemsworth kids with his wife Elsa Pataky whom he married in 2010

Home: The family resides in a $30million mansion in Broken Head, near the celebrity enclave of Byron Bay

Home: The family resides in a $30million mansion in Broken Head, near the celebrity enclave of Byron Bay

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6 Festivals review – schmaltzy coming-of-age drama goes for the heartstrings | australian movie

MAcario De Souza’s coming-of-age drama opens idyllically, with its three young main characters on a dinghy floating down a sunkissed river while partaking in that most ‘Strayan of recreations: drinking goon straight from the bag. As if this moment wasn’t sweet enough, in a two-buck-chuck kind of way, James (Rory Potter), Summer (Yasmin Honeychurch) and Maxie (Rasmus King) then sing Powerfinger’s My Happiness in soul-stirring unity, Maxie even standing up for the chorus as a lens flare lights up the frame. James caps off a beautiful moment by delivering the salutation, “Cheers, cunts!”

Right after this… the crocodile attacks! Just kidding; that’s a different movie –although later on, when 6 Festivals starts not so much pulling at the heartstrings as grabbing, twisting and yanking them, I would have quite liked an ancient predator to intrude, if only to make it a little less cornball.

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The three friends aren’t just floating down a river but are in fact orchestrating a clever plan to sneak into a musical festival. After they jump the fence, it hits, like a stink bomb hurled into a moshpit: a cringe-inducing voiceover taking the tone of a tourism brochure crossed with a Wikipedia page. “Utopia Valley,” our narrator says. “This place is an experience beyond the music. It’s like an adventure retreat mixed with a music festival. Started in 2016, sells over 20,000 tickets every year.” Pee-ew. It’s klutzy and cringey, though soon we realize it’s not exactly narration for the film we’re watching, but for a film within a film: James is recording a video on his phone and providing commentary.

When the young rascals are busted by security, James pleads with a police officer not to call his parents, as his mum “isn’t coping well with this whole cancer thing”. This continues a trend in Australian film of inserting cancer into coming-of-age storylines (The Butterfly Tree, Babyteeth). When Maxie asks whether his mum has cancer, James returns: “I do.” These two words declare the film a terminally ill teenager flick, à la The Fault in Our Stars.

Ergo: 6 Festivals is a music and youth-themed bucket-list road movie, in which three friends visit a certain number (can you guess how many?) of festivals. Like the heavy-handed 2004 film One Perfect Day – set at several raves that become the sites of multiple overdoses – De Souza infuses 6 Festivals with tragic elements that don’t naturally lend themselves to carefree shenanigans. Discovering a mate has been diagnosed with the dreaded C word doesn’t exactly make one scream “let’s party!”– and the audience will feel similarly.

We get the point: James’s favorite things are music festivals and friends, so what better way to spend the last leg of his life? But even great dramatists struggle to balance these competing emotions – and De Souza (the film’s director and co-writer, with Sean Nash) falls well short of delivering a satisfying cathartic experience and dips into wishy-washy territory.

Rory Potter, Rasmus King and Yasmin Honeychurch
Rory Potter, Rasmus King and Yasmin Honeychurch. Photograph: Paramount+

Acting-wise, the main trio are quite charming and show potential but they are hampered by a script that hands them difficult dialogue to make sound natural. In search of dramatic friction, the writers have Maxie’s nogoodnik older brother pressure his impressionable sibling into bad (and criminal) behaviour, though this feels forced. (The swimming-themed drama Streamline was much more successful in orchestrating a comparable tension.)

Like a lot of road movies, 6 Festivals periodically resets itself to the same basic coordinates, one stage and moshpit blending into another. But the structure does allow the film to sample from Australian musicians and it’s good to see these acts (including Dune Rats, G Flip, Bliss n Eso, B Wise and Peking Duk) integrated, albeit briefly, into a narrative production.

Overt emotionalising has a way of corroding everything, turning the best of dramatic intentions (and what film isn’t well intended?) into schmaltzy goo. Young viewers will probably approach 6 Festivals wanting something fun and mildly rebellious – like drinking goon straight from the bag before sneaking into a festival – but discover a maudlin experience instead.