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From a trip to the laundromat to those dagwood dog photos: Peter Dutton and Richard Marles joke about the past week

Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles and Opposition Leader Peter Dutton have turned a serious conversation on Australia-China relations to poking fun at each other over a washing machine saga and an iconic dagwood dog moment.

The pair’s weekly appearance on the Today show turned jovial when Mr Marles, who is Acting Prime Minister while Anthony Albanese is on leave, revealed his washing machine was broken.

Mr Dutton accused the Defense Minister of lacking domestic skills, saying: “Richard wouldn’t know whether he has a front loader or top loader at home”.

“That’s not true. I do the washing!” Mr Marles hit back in defence.

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The Acting Prime Minister then went on to detail his adventure to do the washing.

“We did get to the laundromat with six Federal Police,” Mr Marles said.

“As they’re talking into their cuffs, all the other people in the laundromat were thinking, what on earth is going on here.

“We managed to get in there and get the job done, myself and my son.”

Mr Dutton said he wanted to see “evidence” of the trip to the laundromat.

Mr Marles then weighed in on the discussion around Mr Dutton eating a dagwood dog at Brisbane’s Ekka on Thursday.

The Liberal leader was pictured armed with three dagwood dogs before taking a large mouthful of the tomato sauce-laden battered sausage.

“Can I just say, as always, Peter is an absolute picture of elegance,” Mr Marles laughed.

Mr Dutton defended the iconic Aussie snack, saying: “If you go to the Ekka, you have to have a dagwood dog.”

“I mean, you eat it on the side and chew into the stick.

“You drop the sauce on your pants, which is a bad shot.

“What choice were you giving me?”

In July, the pair revealed they came together to celebrate Mr Marles’ 55th birthday while in America – further cementing their unlikely friendship.

“It was a gathering of about 900 people and he was center stage,” the Opposition Leader said.

“Too many birthday candles for me to report back, but it was a nice occasion… I was really touched to be there.”

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Anthony Albanese victorious in pollies’ annual State of Origin match

Anthony Albanese has been caught in a fresh parliamentary scandal after questions were raised about the legitimacy of his moves on the footy field.

The Prime Minister joined the Parliamentary Friends of Rugby League on Tuesday morning for their fourth annual State of Origin touch football match.

Just before half time in the clash against Queensland, Mr Albanese dived to plant the ball on the try line to give NSW the upper hand.

Sports Minister Anika Wells protested, claiming she had tagged Mr Albanese before he scored.

The referee ultimately gave Mr Albanese the benefit of the doubt, awarding NSW what would turn out to be the final try of the day.

The parliamentary Blues ended up taking home bragging rights, winning 3-1.

Asked about the dubious try later in the day, Ms Wells laughed off the controversy.

“I think we can all agree that the referee is going to be the next governor-general based on that decision and I think we can say ultimately, glory to Queensland,” she said.

On if the Prime Minister could be trusted given his shady moves on the footy field, Ms Wells left that question unanswered.

But she joked NRL chief executive Andrew Abdo should take the inquiry straight to the league’s commission as a “top priority”.

Speaking earlier, Mr Albanese took issue with former Wallaby turned Senator David Pocock joining the Queenslanders for the grudge match.

“I can report the greatest scandal since (Greg Inglis) playing for Queensland. David Pocock from the ACT pulling on a Queensland jumper,” Mr Albanese told Nine.

“They will stop at nothing.”

He also complained about former deputy prime minister and NSW MP Barnaby Joyce also donning the Queensland jersey.

“Barnaby has very short stints on the field. Even though he represents the NSW seat, he has a Maroons jersey on as well,” Mr Albanese said.

“Look, there should be an inquiry into some of these players and where they are playing for, I tell you.”

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