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Farewell Fooey: Guardian of the ABC’s PNG bureau, a friend to correspondents and an enemy of stray cats

A 40-kilogram German Shepherd is barreling down a hill in downtown Port Moresby, as a young man frantically chases, a lead and collar hanging uselessly in his hand

Somewhere behind the flurry of fur and feet sits the ABC News compound, overlooking the city’s glistening harbour.

But I have no idea this pursuit is happening, as I wait in a bank branch at the bottom of the hill.

I have only been living in PNG for a couple of weeks, and I am desperately trying to become a signatory on the ABC’s account when my phone rings.

“It’s Fooey,” my partner Joel pants.

“She saw some other dogs and got away from me during the walk.”

A lovely German Shepherd walks on a leash, being led by a man in a t-shirt along a beach front
Fooey on a walk, not exactly ruling out the possibility of breaking free for a solo adventure chasing other dogs. (ABC News: Natalie Whiting)

He’s recaptured the wayward dog that we happily inherited with my corresponding job, but the two of them need collecting.

Joel stays in the car with Fooey as I return to the bank, and she sulks in the back, disappointed to have had her rebellious freedom curtailed.

“You don’t know it yet, but we’re going to be best friends,” he says to her.

And he was right.

It’s never easy to say goodbye to a friend.

The big job that came with a big dog

For almost four years we have had the joy of calling Fooey a member of our family.

She faithfully served the ABC for more than a decade, officially as a guard dog, but with a side hustle as an emotional support animal.

A great big German Shepherd licks a woman's face as she grins at the camera
As the bureau’s longest-serving employee, Fooey was often tasked with welcoming new PNG correspondents. (ABC News: Natalie Whiting )

The longest-serving member of staff, she oversaw the work of four ABC correspondents.

Fooey earned herself a fearsome reputation around Port Moresby after terrorizing some guards and tradespeople in her bid to protect the property.

No stray animal in the yard was safe and no-one dared approach the correspondent’s house while she sat out the front.

Even when safely locked inside, she would emit a deep low growl from behind the opaque wire door — a terrifying warning for anyone with ill intent.

But for those she let into her heart, she was the most loyal and faithful companion.

A German Shepherd takes a rest on a step, while a young woman speaks into a camera in the background
From gathering stories in the field to overseeing live crosses for ABC TV News, Fooey was there for it all. (Supplied: Joel Isbister)

When I was interviewing for the position of PNG correspondent, the man I was replacing, Eric Tlozek, was on the panel and asked if I was a dog person.

After I got the job — possibly because I assured Eric I loved dogs — we had a handover meeting in Australia.

Around a third of the time he was dedicated to Fooey’s wants and needs.

A good girl with a fearsome reputation

It didn’t take Joel and me long after arriving to understand Eric’s concern with Fooey’s care.

We had lucked out upon the best dog in the world.

She had one ear permanently bent, bright eyes and a big head.

An attractive German Shepherd with one ear folded down, looks out thoughtfully from a porch
Fooey’s trademarks were a permanently floppy ear and a fearsome bark that could strike terror in any stranger. (Supplied: Joel Isbister)

Once she had adopted us as her people, she quickly took to following us around the house, and intently watching any time we left it.

Our final image in the rear-view mirror before driving out the gate would always be her Batman-esque silhouette on the balcony.

In the office, she would sleep beside me while I worked, a smile-inducing presence, except on days when she had bad gas.

Yet she still managed to maintain a sassy, ​​independent streak that I admired.

Fooey would come out on jobs around Port Moresby that might be dicey, riding in the back of the Landcruiser.

Her mere presence was the best security you could get.

A man in sunglasses and a pink shirt bends down to wrap his arm around a handsome German Shepherd
Fooey takes a moment to pose with one of her favorite longtime colleagues, ABC operations manager for PNG, Richard Cassey. (Supplied)

A fearsome guard dog on the outside, she was a softy at heart.

When Joel and I were away visiting Australia, Fooey relocated to the verandah of the caretaker’s house, where the groundskeeper Jonah Mondo and his family live, for company.

Jonah’s eldest daughter loved toddling after her, giggling “Fooey!” and Fooey loved sniffing and licking her her eye-level face her.

Jonah’s wife, very reasonably, put a ban on Fooey coming inside their home, given the dog malted so much the remnants often looked like someone had sheared her.

But I know Jonah used to bend the rules if there was a particularly bad storm at night.

The only other person in Fooey’s inner circle was the ABC’s operations manager, Richard Cassey, who was her steadfast friend between Eric leaving and me arriving, and who would cheerfully greet her with a “hey girl!” each workday.

A German Shepherd sits down wearing a headband featuring two Christmas trees while her photo is taken by a crowd
In her later years, Fooey embraced a softer image, donning a festive headband for Christmas. (ABC News: Natalie Whiting )

Everyone else maintained a respectful, slightly fearful, wide berth of her.

At the beach, crowds would part for her, but people would surreptitiously take photos.

For one Christmas carols event we put a headband adorned with Christmas trees on her, in an incredibly successful effort to make her less intimidating.

The grand dame of ABC

A person can learn a lot from a dog.

Fooey taught me about loyalty and friendship; and the power of quietly being there for someone when they need you.

A lovely big German Shepherd lies on a her back
In exchange for her services as a guard dog, Fooey asked only for belly rubs. (ABC News: Natalie Whiting)

When I came home from covering an upsetting story, she always seemed to know, and would gently lay down next to me.

She mellowed in her old age, started sleeping more and using a ramp to get into the back of the car.

An older German Shepherd walks up a wooden ramp into the back of a jeep while a man helps her
The ABC’s PNG bureau made every effort to ensure Fooey could still hit the road with the rest of the team. (ABC News: Natalie Whiting)

She could no longer roll onto her back to demand a belly scratch, although her leg would still run in appreciation when one was delivered.

After a few months of ill health this year, the fight finally left her.

Fooey will maintain her post guarding the bureau

There’s a spot in the garden outside our house, where Fooey used to like to stand and bark at the guards’ post when they came to do their rounds of the property at night.

A German Shepherd lays in a lush garden overlooking Port Moresby
Fooey was laid to rest in her favorite spot in the grounds of the PNG bureau. (ABC News: Natalie Whiting)

Joel and Richard took turns digging and then the three of us buried her there, facing out over that guard post, forever on watch.

Jonah and his family arrived afterwards, and his wife helped their youngest daughter to put down a flower.

The following day I found Jonah had been back to put a ring of stones around the grave, marking Fooey’s place.

I think he did it as much for Joel and me, as he did for Fooey.

A young woman sits on the floor cuddling a lolling German Shepherd
The ABC Port Moresby family has lost one of its most beloved members. (Supplied: Joel Isbister)

There’s nothing more to do now, and no way to fill the huge big-headed, ear-folded hole in our hearts.

I can’t help but glance around for her when I enter a room, and in the quiet moments I still find myself shedding a tear.

Not for her, I know she is resting now after a good life, but for me, because I miss my friend.

An excellent German Shepherd sits on a couch wearing a headband featuring two christmas trees
Rest in peace Fooey, the ABC’s best girl. (Supplied: Joel Isbister)

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Dad saves £10,000 with extreme cost-cutting tips like reusing LOO ROLL

A thrifty dad has shared some of his extreme cost cutting tips – from reusing toilet paper to dry tea bags on the washing line for a second cuppa.

Al Baker, 48, from Aldershot, was plunged into £300,000 business debt in 2017 and was forced to declare bankruptcy.

Ever since, the dad-of-two has been on a mission to cut costs – notably living on yellow sticker bargain foods to help him save £10,000 over the course of two years.

Now, Al – who shares money saving tips on his blog The Penny Pincher – has revealed some of the other ways which can help save you some cash.

But brace yourself – they’re not for the fainthearted…

Al Baker has been on a mission to save since being forced to declare bankruptcy after his business got into debt in 2017

Al Baker has been on a mission to save since being forced to declare bankruptcy after his business got into debt in 2017

An easy win in terms of cost-cutting is to buy food that is discounted so features yellow stickers.  Often it goes on sale at the end of the day

An easy win in terms of cost-cutting is to buy food that is discounted so features yellow stickers. Often it goes on sale at the end of the day

Grow your own veg from seed.  Its actually quite easy to grow your own salad, tomatoes, courgettes, potatoes and carrots

Grow your own veg from seed. Its actually quite easy to grow your own salad, tomatoes, courgettes, potatoes and carrots

Al suggests drying our used teabags by hanging them on a washing line.  Then can then be re-used and taste great in iced tea

Al suggests drying our used teabags by hanging them on a washing line. Then can then be re-used and taste great in iced tea

DITCH THE LOO ROLL – AND USE RE-USABLE RAGS

Although Al doesn’t do this himself, he has shared this trick to help others save cash.

Instead of toilet roll, some thrifty people use pieces of cloth, which are cleaned by storing them in a container of bleach and water and then placed in the washing machine.

Al said, ‘It’s not a million miles away from washing babies’ nappies, but I suspect the contents may be a little worse.’

He said he doesn’t do this trick himself, adding: ‘I get that loo roll is expensive, but I think there are other things I would be happy to lose before losing loo roll.

‘Still thousands of people are now doing this, and if money is tight then fair enough.’

TEA BAGS FOR LIFE

We Brits love a cuppa – so this may be considered a sacrilegious act. But drying out teabags to re-use is a thrifty way to make your daily necessity stretch further.

Al said, ‘This is the most un-British thing you could do, but another tip for frugal people.’

He added, ‘I’ve tried it, and it is kind of OK… obviously, it’s a weaker cup of tea than the first cuppa, but more or less passable.

‘I think it would be better for making iced tea, as you don’t need quite so much flavour, and based on that, again, it’s on the list as an extreme frugal contender.’

Homegrown potatoes: Al has become a keen gardener while on a mission to penny pinch

Homegrown potatoes: Al has become a keen gardener while on a mission to penny pinch

Al grows his own beans which saves buying them from the supermarket

Al grows his own beans which saves buying them from the supermarket

Al doesn't even buy packets of seeds.  He just regrows new plants from existing fruit, such as these strawberries and tomatoes

Al doesn’t even buy packets of seeds. He just regrows new plants from existing fruit, such as these strawberries and tomatoes

Before he went bankrupt, Al was a business man and din't think about how to cut daily costs

Before he went bankrupt, Al was a business man and din’t think about how to cut daily costs

The father of two is proud of his accomplishments and shares his cost-cutting tricks online

The father of two is proud of his accomplishments and shares his cost-cutting tricks online

FLUSHING TOILET ONLY ONCE A DAY

Another money-saving bathroom exploit is reducing how often you flush your toilet – with Al advising you could cut this to just one flush a day.

He said, ‘If you want to flush as normal, invest in a hippo bag that fills up space in your water cistern, which means your toilet will use less water to fill up the cistern.

‘You could also consider filling up a larger fizzy drink bottle with water and popping that in your cistern, which will do the same job as the hippo bag.’

RE-GROW YOUR VEG

By growing your own fruit and veg from leftovers, you could save yourself quite a few pennies on your food bill – plus it can be fun.

Al said, ‘This is very achievable and is something I already do.

‘For example, take a spring onion, cut off the root, and place it in water or soil, and it will re-grow, which you can then use for food, and re-grow again.’

From veg to pizzas, cake to bread, Al never buys anything full-price

From veg to pizzas, cake to bread, Al never buys anything full-price

Fancy a steak?  Then buy one with a yellow sticker.  Al and his family de el still manage to eat well while saving money

Fancy a steak? Then buy one with a yellow sticker. Al and his family de el still manage to eat well while saving money

Supermarkets frequently discount their produce when it is reaching its best-before dates

Supermarkets frequently discount their produce when it is reaching its best-before dates

WATER DOWN YOUR MILK

To save money on milk, Al advises buying a full carton of whole milk and, once half used, filling it back up with water – the idea being you get double the amount of milk for your money.

Al said: ‘The logic is reasonably sound. I did try it, and it isn’t something I would want in my cup of tea, but it works ok when making sauces or puddings.

‘It’s a bit extreme, but if used for the right thing, it’s a yes from me.’

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF FREEBIES

Even people who can afford to go out can still make the most of freebies.

Al said, ‘If you go and stay at a hotel, make sure you nick the complimentary tea and coffee from the room, as well as the guest shampoo and soap.’

Al also recommends tips such as freezing leftovers, canceling subscriptions and avoiding eating out to cut costs.

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Rushdie in hospital as outrage grows over stabbing

Salman Rushdie remained hospitalized in serious condition Saturday after being stabbed at a literary event in New York state in a shocking assault that triggered widespread international outrage, but drew applause from hardliners in Iran and Pakistan.

The British author, who spent years under police protection after Iranian leaders ordered his killing, underwent emergency surgery and was placed on a ventilator in a Pennsylvania hospital following Friday’s assault. His agent said he will likely lose an eye.

“Salman Rushdie — with his insight into humanity, with his unmatched sense for story, with his refusal to be intimidated or silenced — stands for essential, universal ideals. Truth. Courage. Resilience,” Biden said in a statement.

On Friday, a 24-year-old man from New Jersey, Hadi Matar, rushed the stage where Rushdie was about to deliver a lecture and stabbed him in the neck and abdomen.

Beyond Rushdie’s eye injury, the nerves in one of his arms were severed and his liver was damaged, according to his agent Andrew Wylie.

The fatwa followed publication of the novel “The Satanic Verses,” which sparked fury among some Muslims who believed it was blasphemous.

“For whatever it was, eight or nine years, it was quite serious,” he told a Stern correspondent in New York.

– Assailant raised in US –

Security was not particularly tight at Friday’s event at the Chautauqua Institution, which hosts arts programs in a tranquil lakeside community near Buffalo.

Matar’s family apparently came from a border village called Yaroun in southern Lebanon.

Matar was “born and raised in the US,” the head of the local municipality, Ali Qassem Tahfa, told AFP.

“I was very happy to hear the news,” said Mehrab Bigdeli, a man in his 50s studying to become a Muslim cleric.

In Pakistan, a spokesman for the Tehreek-e-Labbaik Pakistan –- a party that has staged violent protests against what it deems to be anti-Muslim blasphemy — said Rushdie “deserved to be killed.”

British leader Boris Johnson said he was “appalled,” while Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called the attack “reprehensible” and “cowardly.”

– Write memoir in hiding –

But his 1988 book “The Satanic Verses” transformed his life. The resulting fatwa forced him into nearly a decade in hiding, moving houses repeatedly and being unable to tell even his children of him where he lived.

Since moving to New York, Rushdie has been an outspoken advocate of freedom of speech and has continued writing — including a memoir, “Joseph Anton,” named after his alias while in hiding.

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Western derby 55: Fremantle Dockers veteran David Mundy shares a moment with family after final derby victory

David Mundy has returned to an almost empty Optus Stadium nearly an hour after his final western derby to have a kick with his three children.

The retiring Fremantle great was given a rousing reception by more than 53,000 home fans in his last ever regular season game in Perth.

He spent time in the rooms with teammates before returning to the western end of the ground, kicking a ball with his children and wife Sally.

Extended family and friends, who had watched the game from a box on level four, then joined them on the ground for a group photo.

The Dockers held on to beat the Eagles by 24 points and win a third-straight western derby, before Mundy completed a lap of the playing surface and was given a guard of honor by West Coast players.

Spoilt.  AFL.  West Coast Eagles v Fremantle Dockers at Optus Stadium in Perth.  David Mundy says goodbye to the crowd..
Camera IconDavid Mundy on his lap of honour. Credit: Jackson Flindell/The West Australian

Mundy will retire at the end of the season, with the Dockers to play Greater Western Sydney in Canberra next week, while the win over the Eagles secured Fremantle a final at home in either the first, second or third week of September.

In the 16th minute of the first quarter, Dockers fans stood and applauded Mundy as part of the moving tributes.

The games record holder recognized the adulation with a subtle thumbs up before a center bounce, which came just moments after the two teams were split from a spiteful melee.

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Australia

Indira Naidoo’s tree in Sydney’s botanic gardens attracts hundreds of visitors seeking comfort

Indira Naidoo had walked past the Moreton Bay figs in Sydney’s Royal Botanic Garden and Domain many times without giving them much thought.

That changed after her youngest sister Manika took her own life during Melbourne’s darkest year of rolling COVID lockdowns in 2020.

Two weeks after the shocking news, Ms Naidoo was sitting on the lawn in the Domain with her head in her hands when she noticed a “sense of shimmery-ness around me and golden warmth.”

“I was thinking what’s happening and I opened my eyes, and all this light was coming through the branches of this tree above me, and I realized all these branches belonged to one tree,” Ms Naidoo told ABC TV’s Compass.

“There was such a sense of solace — as if it was giving me a hug and a real warmth and calm about it.”

As she looked closer at the giant tree, she was struck by its magic.

“I suddenly thought there’s something special here,” Ms Naidoo said.

“This is a special tree. This is a special place.”

Ms Naidoo, who presents ABC Radio’s Nightlife program, has since written a book about finding healing in nature after her sister’s death.

The Moreton Bay fig where she returned over and over seeking solace is featured in her book, The Space Between the Stars.

Since the book’s publication in April, hundreds of people have flocked to the same remarkable tree — many seeking its comfort as they navigate their own grief.

‘Such a beautiful tree’

Tracey Fitzpatrick has visited the tree, which is thought to date back to at least 1871, several times since reading Ms Naidoo’s book.

“It’s so inspirational. It’s such a beautiful tree,” she says.

Ms Fitzpatrick has lost family members in the past 12 months.

About 20 people stand underneath a giant Moreton Bay fig.
The Royal Botanic Garden Sydney has run several tours for people wanting to visit the tree.(Supplied)

“[The book] inspired me to look beyond my own inward grief and really connect with nature and see how it helps you heal,” she said.

“When I’m looking at the tree, I think it’s an energy that emits from it that is life going on and continuing to be okay.”

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We Made it Across Australia, But the Kia EV6 Did Not

Back on Monday, we announced the start of our ambitious DC Down Under project, an attempt to drive an electric car—in this case a 2022 Kia EV6—across the Australian Outback. The journey was to take us on a 1,700-mile trek from Adelaide to Perth. Our goal was to show that for all the concerns about range anxiety and charging access that have stymied the mass adoption of EVs, here in 2022, it’s now possible to take one on an epic journey through an incredibly remote area like this and come out the other side unscathed.

Well, we didn’t make it. Technically we did, as staffers Lewin Day and James Gilboy finally rolled into Perth around 7:00 pm local time on Friday, Aug. 12. But unfortunately, the EV6 did not—and not because of broken chargers, as was predicted by many.

We’ll have the full story of what happened next week, with daily updates on the site chronicling the ups and downs and untimely end for Kia’s flashy electric car less than 200 miles from the finish line. Suffice it to say Lewin and James did not hit a kangaroo or one of Australia’s famous road trains, but still, the best laid plans o’ mice and men and all that.

If you haven’t been following along this week, you can still check out our Instagram where Lewin and James have been filming real-time updates every day via Instagram Stories, which are all being collected in one mega highlight reel accessible through our profile. Again, look for the whole story every day on The Drive next week!

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Johnny Ruffo and Tahnee Sims’ love story: How she ‘saved’ him as cancer battle began

Aussie triple-threat Johnny Ruffo and his partner Tahnee Sims have been through a lot.

Along with all the usual trials and tribulations that come with a relationship, Sims has also supported Ruffo through not one, but two, brain cancer diagnoses.

In fact, Ruffo has credited his relationship with Sims as his saving grace.

“Without her, I may not be here,” Ruffo said in an interview with now to love.

Johnny Ruffo and girlfriend Tahnee Sims
Johnny Ruffo and girlfriend Tahnee Sims (Instagram)

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“She was the one who made me get in the car [to go to hospital] when it [the headaches] first happened. And she’s encouraging me to do things. She keeps me active, getting me to go for runs and swims.

“We’ve been through so much together now. The longer we stay together, the stronger the bond.”

the Dancing with the Stars winner met his now-partner at a dance studio in 2015 and the two have been dating ever since.

Ruffo was diagnosed with brain cancer after undergoing surgery for a tumor in 2017. Though he announced he was in remission in 2019, in a 2020 interview, he revealed his cancer had returned.

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But through it all, Sims has remained by his side.

“She’s been there with me from day one,” said Ruffo in a 2021 interview on Fitz & Wippa“She’s unbelievable.”

In a recent Instagram post, Sims commemorated five years since her partner’s first brain cancer diagnosis.

“Five years on. In awe of you every single day,” she wrote. “Still a huge battle ahead but a major milestone reached that was at times uncertain. Grateful for you always.”

Ruffo replied, “Five years to the day and I’m still so grateful for every day I get to spend with you.”

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When asked about the secret to the strength of their relationship regardless of adversity, Ruffo told now to love it was all about laughter.

“We just have fun. We make each other laugh so much, You know that gut-wrenching laugh with tears coming from your eyes?” said the Home and Away star.

“We argue and fight just like every other couple, but we make up too.”

When asked about Sims in a 2019 interview with TheDailyMail Ruffo said, “She’s been incredible. I can’t fault her.”

The most captivating love stories in popular culture

The most captivating love stories in popular culture

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Sports

What Alastair Clarkson’s big call tells us about AFL expansion

Clarkson’s signature is no guarantee of premierships or grand finals. Messiah coaches frequently fail, sometimes because clubs aren’t sturdy enough to house their dominating ways. Or they don’t have the players. Or their use-by date has passed.

Luke Hodge has already cautioned about his old coach’s foibles, and North, even while in thrall to Clarkson, would be wise to heed Hodge’s warning that clubs can’t allow “the Clarko show” to hijack the joint. His dealings with North chief executive Ben Amarfio will be intriguing, given it is the president, not the CEO, who has driven the pursuit.

That said, the instant gains for North dwarf the negatives.

The bigger picture is that Clarkson’s return to North would show that even the most struggling Melbourne club can attract an alpha coach with the right pitch.

Conversely, for Clarkson to spurn the Giants, despite a stronger playing list, with superior senior players, would be a measure of the challenges that face the AFL in its evangelical mission to convert Sydney’s west.

If the Giants were based in Melbourne, where Clarkson resides, rather than on the (inner) edge of Sydney’s vast western sprawl, I have little doubt that Clarkson would have signed with them.

But as the second Sydney team, they are subject to structural disadvantages that Melbourne clubs seldom comprehend; as staffers who work for GWS and Gold Coast attest, they can’t operate on the same premise that underpins other teams.

They pay excessive contracts for top players in length and dollars. They find it harder to land assistant coaches for a reasonable price, although the Suns have a lifestyle pitch that players and coaches are warming to, so to speak. Draft picks have less value to them than salary cap space – the converse of North.

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North have found it tough to attract players, even when offering “overs.” But they’ve never had an issue losing them.

The Giants shed seasoned players in every single post-season, replacing them with draftees. For several years, they’ve had zero scope to fill specific holes with anyone on a sizeable contract, as Geelong routinely can.

GWS and North both under-performed in 2022. The Giants, however, have done so with a playing list that includes Josh Kelly, Toby Greene, Lachie Whitfield, Sam Taylor, Tom Green, Tim Taranto, Jacob Hopper, Callan Ward and Stephen Coniglio , plus youngsters from the draft’s top 20.

Their list has excessive investment in midfielders, compared with forwards, but they should be around the eighth, rather than 16th, as the past two games suggest. The likely loss of Taranto and Hopper should not hurt much.

North have few senior players of such quality and probably will need at least another two years of list renovation before they can compete for finals.

Clarkson, thus, has/had the chance to take over a GWS that, with some Collingwood-like pluck and luck, could make a rapid rise. They will have a better hand in the draft than North (who have pick one and daylight, barring a priority pick). Yet, the betting heavily favors Clarkson taking the team that is further back.

Personal and family considerations, obviously, are an important factor. Much of Clarkson’s time is spent on his farm on the Mornington Peninsula. His former manager Liam Pickering said he would have advised him to pick North because “I don’t see Alastair Clarkson in Sydney”.

In another time and place, the AFL hierarchy might have intervened in Clarkson’s choice, by increasing the dowry – in the guise of an AFL ambassadorship in NSW – to a level that would see Clarkson leave Victoria and join GWS.

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They made certain, for instance, that Tony Lockett would pick the Swans; they’ve handed the Suns extra picks and concessions, and they even helped deliver Chris Fagan (via Mark Evans, now Suns CEO) to Brisbane.

GWS reckon they need the AFL dowry to have a real chance of landing the Bachelor. But, if we take Gillon McLachlan at his word from him, no AFL ambassador payment can be considered until Clarkson strikes a deal, with whichever club.

So, if after all the careful courtship, Clarkson chooses North instead of traveling north, the AFL should contemplate what this tells us about the competition’s expansion.

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Australia

Once-feral donkeys restore confidence to Hunter Valley sheep sector demoralized by dog ​​attacks

When Diane Parnell woke up one morning to find 25 sheep dead at her Hunter Valley property, she was devastated.

Wild dogs had been lingering for years but the attack that night was the worst.

“They just ran them down, killed them, didn’t eat them, didn’t tear them to bits or anything — it’s just a sport for them.”

Ms Parnell would wake up at night to check the sheep, she invested in cameras to monitor them and even tried alpacas to keep the dogs away.

“And the dogs got the alpacas.”

A lady in a white jumper stands smiling to camera, while a donkey and its foal are in the background with some sheep.
Diane Parnell hasn’t seen a wild dog in months since buying a protection donkey.(ABC Upper Hunter: Amelia Bernasconi)

The savior was an animal perhaps known best for its stubborn nature, but donkeys have an incredible ability to bond with other livestock and protect them from predators.

“She’s lovely… [the sheep] just follow her like she’s their mum,” Ms Parnell said of her donkey.

“If I hear anything I’ll go out at night with the torch, but I’m more relieved because I’ve been out here at night when there’s a fox around and she’s got the sheep all herded together, watching them.”

Worth their weight in gold

Quiet donkeys like Ms Parnell’s are hard to find in New South Wales.

Hers came from the Last Stop Donkey Program (LSDP), a Hunter Valley charity working to handle and rehome feral donkeys as guardians.

A woman stands between two young donkeys smiling to camera.
Brooke Purvis founded the program with hopes of helping feral donkeys and farmers.(ABC Upper Hunter: Bridget Murphy)

LSDP founder Brooke Purvis said she knew there had to be something more that could be done with donkeys after learning the extent of how they were culled in outback Australia.

“Out on stations, the donkeys really are classified as feral because they’re taking up prime livestock feed; for farmers they’re of no value and to muster them is pretty interesting, so there are a lot of costs there in mustering.

“They’re too handy to be shot.”

A donkey stands in a paddock looking away towards a small flock of sheep.
Donkeys have an incredible ability to bond with other livestock.(ABC Upper Hunter: Amelia Bernasconi)

So Ms Purvis began learning how to break in donkeys and support local farmers to find their confidence again.

“There was a lot of sheep farming going back a generation or so and a lot of people went out of that due to stock losses,” she said.

“They’re just soul-destroyed and they’re not confident and the donkeys have brought that back.

“Through lambing and calving they’re really worth their weight in gold.

“If something comes into their paddock, they’re quite territorial and they actually go towards the danger instead of running away, so if a dog does come in to attack, a donkey just stomps it or runs it off.”

A donkey with big ear looks to the camera while others stand behind, some wearing head collars
Students have played a key role in handling the donkeys.(ABC Upper Hunter: Jake Lapham)

Back to school for everyone

The Last Stop Donkey Program took shape at St Catherine’s Catholic College in Singleton, where agriculture students were a key part of training the once-feral animals.

“We made the assumption that the donkeys were probably quite similar to breaking in cattle, so we just applied that sort of learning and it was just … no,” agriculture teacher Joanna Towers said.

“So it was just learning on the job and just gaining an appreciation for their personalities and how they like to be treated, that whole reward system.”

A teenage boy crouches on one knee cuddling a donkey foal.
Jacob Merrick lives next to the school farm and would be first to spot new foals.(ABC Upper Hunter: Jake Lapham)

Student Jacob Merrick often can’t believe how far the donkeys have come.

“They were feral,” he said.

“They’d come straight out of the Northern Territory, no human contact, been mustered in helicopters, quads; they’ve never had facilities like at St Catherine’s, so it’s really different for them and different for me.

“I’m quite impressed, quite proud I guess of what we’ve achieved.”

A teenage girl stands behind a donkey with her arm over his neck, patting it.
Jaslin Boyd has a real bond with the herd jack, Cracker Jack.(ABC Upper Hunter: Bridget Murphy)

Jaslin Boyd worked alongside the initial team and she and Jacob have become a crucial part of the LSDP outside of school.

“At the start I really had no clue what to expect, but now they’re completely different to anything I’ve worked with,” Jaslin said.

“They have their days off or when they want to work with you and when they don’t, but we just work around that.

“They love to play. They surprised me… from being wild donkeys to now quiet donkeys who will come up to you for pats and cuddles.”

A donkey and his foal soak up a sunset.
The Last Stop Donkey Program has welcomed dozens of foals in recent months.(Supplied: Brooke Purvis)

Lessons linger beyond the farmgate

The LSDP team quickly learned that gaining the donkeys’ trust was one of the most important things.

Most farmers considering donkeys worry they don’t know how to care for them, which Ms Purvis said was why she started doing training days too.

“The donkeys’ welfare has to be taken into account because we do hear a lot of stories where farmers just turn them out in the paddock with their sheep, and their teeth, feet, all of that is ignored.”

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Kawasaki Europe Reveals 2023 Z650RS, Z900RS, And Z900RS SE

2022 marked a monumental year for Kawasaki’s retro-leaning RS range. The flagship Z900RS celebrated the Z1’s 50th anniversary with a stunning, throwback “Fireball” colorway. The special-edition livery wasn’t the only addition to the Z900RS lineup, though, with Team Green introducing the up-spec 2022 Z900RS SE variant as well. Still, the RS series lacked a true entry point and the 2022 Z650RS filled the void.

After such an eventful 2022, we can’t fault Kawasaki for taking it easy in 2023, and the RS lineup returns largely unchanged for the new model year. Starting with the Z650RS, the classically-styled standard retains its iconic Candy Emerald Green paint scheme but adds a new Metallic Spark Black to the repertoire. Under the surface, the Z650RS still champions Kawi’s liquid-cooled, 649cc parallel-twin that’s good for 67 horsepower and 47 ft-lb of torque.

Up the ladder, the Z900RS follows the same tactic as its smaller sibling, bringing the 1975 Z1-inspired Candy Tone Blue paint job from 2022 back for another go-around. Kawasaki’s design team pairs that returning paint option with the new Metallic Diablo Black/Metallic Imperial Red in 2023, however. Of course, the 948cc inline-four engine still produces 109.5 horsepower at 8,500 rpm and 72.3 foot-pounds of torque at 6,500 rpm, marrying the model’s vintage-styled aesthetics with modern performance.

While the 2023 Z900RS SE carries over that same street-tuned four-banger, it stands apart from the pack with an Öhlins S46 rear shock and revised front suspension. Brembo M4.32 front brake calipers, Brembo disc rotors, and steel-braided front brake lines encourage riders to push the pace.

Unlike the base Z900RS and Z650RS, the SE doesn’t earn a new graphic in 2023, but the Metallic Diablo Black is just as eye-catching as last year, especially with the matching gold wheels. Kawasaki’s Z range may arrive short on updates and upgrades, but the charming, retro colorways keep the Z650RS, Z900RS, and Z900RS SE attractive propositions in 2023.