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19 Australian Drinking Habits

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Having deep and meaningful conversations at 1am around this specific outdoor table.

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Singing “he’s a pisspot through and through” while forcing someone to down their drink in one go.

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Flying to Asia just to get gloriously hammered on cheap cocktails for a week.


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Having an unwavering allegiance to goon sacks.

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And playing goon of fortune.

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The fact that we have a whole-ass game dedicated to pegging a goon sack to a hills hoist? Truly iconic.

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Having no real regard for arbitrary alcohol “rules.”

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Using empty bottles as decor.

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Drinking Passion Pop in a park.


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It’s basically a rite of passage at this point. Then as we age we progress from parks to house parties, in our twenties we go from pubs to chic cocktail bars — and then back to pubs by the time we’re 30.

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Woofing into dirty kebabs or HSPs at 2am after a night out.

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There is literally no better drunk food.

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Having literally 100 words for being drunk – including “maggot,” “hammered,” “shit-faced,” “pissed” or “fucked.”

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And calling beer bottles “stubbies,” beer cans “tinnies,” schooners “schooeys,” and draft beer “tappies.”

americans calling tinnies tallboys is so funny to me. gonna start calling stubbies littlelads


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We love drinking so much that we’ve developed a whole new language around it.

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Oh, and let’s not forget every different state having different names for beer sizes.

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Getting anyone who goes overseas to pick you up two bottles of Absolut at duty free on their way home.

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Drinking alcopops as a teen, avoiding them in your early 20s, then a few years later getting delighted when you find them in an esky at a ~grown-up~ party.

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Always finding new and inventive ways to drink.

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Carrying our beloved goon sack model over to other beverages.

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Calling sauvignon blanc “savvy b”.

Australian’s need to shorten everything is absolutely baffling. ‘Can I get a glass of Savvy B?’ IT’S CALLED SAUVIGNON BLANC DICKHEAD.


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Even if it’s a $300 bottle from some obscure French winery, it’s still a good old bott of savvy B.

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And finally, having a record for fastest beer-drinking being held by a former Prime Minister.

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Storm’s warning that has Nelson Asofa-Solomona on the straight and narrow

Storm wrecking ball Nelson Asofa-Solomona says all the chat about him being a dirty player is just “white noise” but admits teammates have told him he needs to be careful with the finals just a few weeks away.

The man mountain is one of the most misunderstood players in the NRL.

Off the field, he’s a gentle giant, but when he crosses the white line, he becomes the most destructive enforcer in all of rugby league.

For the most part, that aggression is perfectly controlled. But when you’re 200cm and 115kg, things can go wrong, and it’s why he’s flirted with suspension several times this year.

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Nelson Asofa-Solomona collected Makahesi Makatoa high earlier this year.Source: Supplied

Asofa-Solomona was fined for a high shot on Parramatta’s Makahesi Makatoa that the NRL later granted should’ve earnedt a suspension, and he received another fine for collecting Jordan Rapana high last month.

But an incident across the ditch caused the most outrage when Asofa-Solomona wasn’t charged for a stray elbow that cracked some of Wayde Egan’s teeth.

It led some people to say the Storm players were a protected species from the match review committee and their star forward was a dirty player.

“It’s all white noise,” Asofa-Solomona told the NCA NewsWire.

“I just focus on my job. It’s not up to me to hand out the consequences. I just focus on my job. I’m a simple man and I control what I can control.”

The 26-year-old says any foul play this year has been purely accidental, but he knows he walks a fine line, which has prompted some of his teammates to tell him to curb his enthusiasm in defense.

“They told me to be careful because I’m such a large person,” he said.

“Sometimes it’s hard because things happen so quickly and accidents happen all the time, particularly with how fast the game is.

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“It’s inevitable that there will be some sloppy contact, and I think we see that more and more as the game has gotten faster over the past couple of years.

“I’ve had a few charges so I have been told to bring it back a little bit.

“It sucks because you want to bring that physical presence every game, but when you get told to hold it back a bit, that’s what you’ve got to do. I want to play every week with the lads.”

Storm skipper Jesse Bromwich knows how important it is to have his New Zealand teammate on the field in the finals, especially given Melbourne’s unprecedented run of injuries in 2022.

“The message was just that we need him on the field. We’ve got too many guys out, so we can’t afford to have him missing,” Bromwich said of their chats.

“We love his aggression and the way he approaches the game, but it’s just about being smarter. He’s such a big man, so it’s hard to miss players, but the main message is we need him out there as often as possible.

“It was really good to see the big man out there for long periods of time. We need him out on the field as long as possible because of his size and his power, so it was really good to see him do so well.

The man they call “Big Nasty” lived up to that moniker on Thursday night when he was moved to the back row before kick-off to nullify Penrith’s Viliame Kikau and to run riot a bit wider without having to do so much work in the middle .

The extra space out wide makes Nelson Asofa-Solomona a nightmare for opponents. Picture: Ashley Feder/Getty ImagesSource: Getty Images

It was the first time he’d started an NRL game in the back row, but coach Craig Bellamy will have to consider doing it more often given how well he played.

Asofa-Solomona revealed it was the first time he’d played in the second row since 2014 when he scored 13 tries in 18 games to make the Holden Cup Team of the Year.

“I thought he did a really good job,” Bellamy said after the 16-0 win over the defending premieres.

“The other benefit is he doesn’t have to do all the tackling in the middle, so he got to play bigger minutes.”

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From a trip to the laundromat to those dagwood dog photos: Peter Dutton and Richard Marles joke about the past week

Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles and Opposition Leader Peter Dutton have turned a serious conversation on Australia-China relations to poking fun at each other over a washing machine saga and an iconic dagwood dog moment.

The pair’s weekly appearance on the Today show turned jovial when Mr Marles, who is Acting Prime Minister while Anthony Albanese is on leave, revealed his washing machine was broken.

Mr Dutton accused the Defense Minister of lacking domestic skills, saying: “Richard wouldn’t know whether he has a front loader or top loader at home”.

“That’s not true. I do the washing!” Mr Marles hit back in defence.

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The Acting Prime Minister then went on to detail his adventure to do the washing.

“We did get to the laundromat with six Federal Police,” Mr Marles said.

“As they’re talking into their cuffs, all the other people in the laundromat were thinking, what on earth is going on here.

“We managed to get in there and get the job done, myself and my son.”

Mr Dutton said he wanted to see “evidence” of the trip to the laundromat.

Mr Marles then weighed in on the discussion around Mr Dutton eating a dagwood dog at Brisbane’s Ekka on Thursday.

The Liberal leader was pictured armed with three dagwood dogs before taking a large mouthful of the tomato sauce-laden battered sausage.

“Can I just say, as always, Peter is an absolute picture of elegance,” Mr Marles laughed.

Mr Dutton defended the iconic Aussie snack, saying: “If you go to the Ekka, you have to have a dagwood dog.”

“I mean, you eat it on the side and chew into the stick.

“You drop the sauce on your pants, which is a bad shot.

“What choice were you giving me?”

In July, the pair revealed they came together to celebrate Mr Marles’ 55th birthday while in America – further cementing their unlikely friendship.

“It was a gathering of about 900 people and he was center stage,” the Opposition Leader said.

“Too many birthday candles for me to report back, but it was a nice occasion… I was really touched to be there.”

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Samsung has this week launched the latest foldable devices in the Galaxy Z Series | The Murray Valley Standard

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Samsung Electronics has today delighted fans with the announcement of their latest generation of premium, foldable smartphones and wearables within the Galaxy Series.

The latest additions to the Galaxy family includes a range of Galaxy Watches, buds and the highly anticipated smartphones, featuring the latest foldable technology.

The Galaxy Flip4 and Galaxy Fold4 have been long awaited by eager and curious consumers, and they challenge everything preconceived about the possibilities of hand-held tech.

The Galaxy Flip4 features an upgrade thanks to a larger screen and enhanced performance, all with the unrivaled portability and style that Samsung is renowned for.

Available in 128GB, 256GB and 512GB and in four beautiful colours, including the iconic new Bora Purple, Pink Gold, Graphite and Blue, the Flip4 redefines the art of self-expression through a powerful design that slips right into your back pocket.

The Galaxy Flip4 retails from $1,499 and comes in either the base or Bespoke model, for a more personalized experience.

Its cousin in the Galaxy series, the Galaxy Fold4, pushes all limits in smartphone technology, pairing convenience with luxury where other manufacturers have compromised.

As one of Samsung’s most premium designs, the Z Fold4 provides the ultimate one-hand experience with a slim, reengineered hinge for the thinnest, lightest Galaxy Fold yet.

The Z Fold4 provides the ultimate one-hand experience with a slim, reengineered hinge for the thinnest, lightest Galaxy Fold yet. Photo: Supplied

The Galaxy Fold4 gives consumers the best of both worlds, with an extra large immersive screen to work with that folds in half, providing portability, and dual screen capabilities that allow for seamless integration between apps.

“The new Galaxy Z Series range is the generation of foldables that will see the category become mainstream. Adoption cues are steadily growing from the volume of foldable devices ‘in the wild’, increasing consumer online search trends, indication of purchase intent, app optimization and more,” said Garry McGregor, vice president of Mobile Experience division at Samsung Australia.

“We know there’s been a doubling in consideration for foldables among 18 to 45 year olds, and generation Z specifically showing a colossal 273% increase since last year.

“Without a doubt foldables have more than emerged, they’ve arrived and have a bright future.

“The foldables market is predicted to continue its rapid growth, more than doubling in 2023, and the fact Samsung Australia has maintained year-on-year pricing we see this being very much the case in this market,” said Mr McGregor.

The Galaxy Fold4 comes in Phantom Black, Beige or Greygreen and offers multiple memory options, with 256GB, 512GB and 1TB memory variants. The Galaxy Fold4 retails from $2,449, and both Z series smartphones are available for pre-order from August 11, 2022.

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But smartphones weren’t the only gadgets unveiled in the latest product lineup.

Samsung’s expanded Galaxy Watch 5 Series and Galaxy Buds2 Pro also made their Australian debut this week.

The Galaxy Watch5 Pro is a brand new addition to the range, with toughness and durability at its core. Made with the adventurous athlete in mind, it acts as the perfect sidekick to an active lifestyle. The Watch5 on the other hand, is a customizable addition to enhance everybody’s everyday life.

“We know there is a clear desire for an ecosystem of connected products. That is why we are especially excited for our latest additions to the Galaxy portfolio of wearables as well as the all new Watch5 Pro,” said Mr McGregor.

“They offer our customers supreme audio and improved health and well-being functionality – bringing the best of the best.

“It is a very exciting time for the category and with the full support from our partners, offering complete ranges of color skews, memory variants at the best value, we know our customers in Australia are going to love these new devices.”

Pre-orders for all devices begin on August 11, with on-sale launching on September 2. Retailers have various different pre-order offers, with fantastic savings to be made.

The Galaxy Z Series smartphones will be available from the Samsung eStore and Experience Stores, as well as all Samsung retail and telco partners.

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Matt Smith, Olivia Cooke: Who’s who in the House of the Dragon cast?

Audiences are about to plunge into the world of House of the Dragon, and just like its predecessor Game of Thrones, its ensemble cast is made up of well-known stars and “where have I seen them before?” faces.

Here are the main thesps and the roles that brought them to this moment in their professional lives.

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Character: Prince Daemon Targaryen

English actor Matt Smith is probably most famous face of House of the Dragons‘ ensemble cast, having played British cultural icons Doctor Who and Prince Philip.

Before nabbing the role of the Eleventh Doctor, Smith’s most prominent role had been in 2007 miniseries Party Animals, portraying a political staffer. As David Tennant’s time traveler replacement, Smith was catapulted into the stratosphere when he became the youngest actor to take on the Doctor. He was in the role for three series and five specials.

He followed that up by stepping into Prince Philip’s very expensive, custom-made shoes for two seasons of The Crown, for which he was nominated for an Emmy Award. Smith was praised for capturing the Duke of Edinburgh’s hautiness as well as the royal’s vulnerability to her as the Queen’s mostly powerless consort.

But his time on The Crown was embroiled in controversy when it was revealed Smith had been paid more than his co-star Claire Foy, despite Foy having the larger, more demanding and title role. Foy’s salary was later upped to match his.

Smith parlayed his TV celebrity into movie roles in Terminator Genisys, Charlie Says (where he played Charles Manson), His House and as villainous creeps in Edgar Wright’s stylish thriller Last Night in Soho and comic book vampire flick Morbius. Most recently, he took on the role of a wealthy party host in The Forgivenwhich also starred Jessica Chastain and Ralph Fiennes.

Olivia Cooke

Character: Lady Alicent Hightower

Treading the boards since she was eight years old, Olivia Cooke got her start through a local theater workshop in her hometown of Oldham.

Her first big break came when she landed the role of Emma Decody in Bates Matela prequel series to Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho. Her character de ella had started the show as Norman Bates’ love interest and managed to survive the whole five seasons.

Cooke followed that up as William Thackeray’s scheming social climber Becky Sharp in the 2018 TV adaptation of Vanity Fair – great experience for her role as the manipulative Alicent in House of the Dragon.

On the silver screen, Cooke has been in a raft of studio and indie movies including Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, Thoroughbreads, Sound of Metal, pixie and as one of the leads in Steven Spielberg’s big budget sci-fi epic Ready Player One.

HOTD isn’t Cooke’s only prominent TV role this year – she was also one of the leads in Apple TV+’s spy show Slow Horsesopposite Gary Oldman and Kristin Scott Thomas. Slow Horses has already been renewed for four seasons.

Paddy Considine

Character: King Viserys I Targaryen

A constant presence in film and on TV, English star Paddy Considine has had memorable roles over the years, including as the doomed journalist weaving his way through Waterloo Station in the Bourne Ultimate – it was one of the most suspenseful sequences to feature in a spy thriller, so that’s saying a lot.

His most high-profile film projects have included Justin Kurzel’s Macbeth, The Death of Stalin, Miss You Already, Cinderella Man and two of Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy, Hot Fuzz and The World’s End.

On the smaller screen, Considine had starred in a series of TV movies called The Suspicions of Mr Whicher and had been making a splash in recent years as a recurring character on Peaky BlindersStephen King adaptation The Outsider and Jude Law series The Third Day.

He’s also a filmmaker, having written and directed Tyrannosaurusa feature he adapted from his own short film, and which starred Olivia Colman, Eddie Marsan and Peter Mullan.

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Emma D’Arcy

Character: Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen

Emma D’Arcy is a relative newcomer on the scene, compared to some of their more experienced scene partners, but that doesn’t mean they can’t hold their presence on screen.

They have been in several theater productions at smaller venues, including The Crucible, romeo and juliet and Pillowman While their TV roles have included the divisive Netflix miniseries Wanderlust, the promptly canceled Rob Lowe drama Wild Bill and Hanna. They were one of the leads in Nick Frost and Simon Pegg’s supernatural comedy Truth Seekers.

On film, D’Arcy has been in misbehaviora Keira Knightley dramedy about the feminist protest at the 1970 Miss World Competition, and mothering sundaya romantic drama which starred Odessa Young, Olivia Colman and Colin Firth.

House of the Dragon will be their most prominent role yet.

Milly Alcock

Character: Young Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen

House of the Dragon will be the young Australian actor’s first international role, and what a platform on which to step up for your global debut.

Alcock, all of 22 years old, has been in many local productions, starting with guest and recurring roles in TV shows such as Wonderland, Janet King and A Place to Call Home. She was also in Foxtel show fighting season, Les Norton, Reckoning, The Gloaming and ABC series pine gapthe latter of which was a Netflix co-financed production.

But her most prominent role so far has been the scene-stealing co-lead in right, the drama developed, co-written by and starring Tim Minchin. Alcock has also wrapped filming on a second season of the series.

Steve Toussaint

Character: Lord Corlys Velaryon

Steve Toussaint has been a prolific actor in his near three-decade career on screen.

From one of his earliest roles as a nondescript squadron leader in the critically reviled Sylvester Stallone Judge Dredd to playing John Boyega’s dad in Alexander McQueen’s Small AxToussaint leaves his mark.

He’s been in a raft of British TV shows such as Holby City, Bill, doctors, My Dad’s the Prime Minister, The Knock, It’s a Sin, death in paradise and Silent Witness – and like most British actors who have been around on TV long enough, he’s played a cop a bunch of times.

Eve Best

Character: Princess Rhaenys Velaryon

The RADA-trained actor is most recognized for her role on Nurse Jackie as Edie Falco’s onscreen best friend, a role she played for five seasons.

Also on TV, Best has been in Prime Suspect: The Final Act, Vital Signs, The Inspector Lynley Mysteries, The American Experience and in all eight episodes of the Maggie Gyllenhaal-led political thriller The Honorable Woman.

If you were lucky enough to have seen Best in theatre, you may have witnessed her on stage in a bunch of Royal National Theater and Shakespeare’s Globe productions including Macbeth, The Cherry Orchard, The Coast of Utopia and Much Ado About Nothing.

Her best known film role was as American divorcee Wallis Simpson in Oscar winner The King’s Speech.

Sonoya Mizuno

Character: Mysaria

Former ballet dancer and model Sonoya Mizuno got her first big break in Alex Garland’s Former Machineas an AI android who was abused by her creator, played by Oscar Isaac.

Mizuno’s partnership with Garland continued in the filmmaker’s next work, Annihilation, but you may not have seen her face – she was the mirror dancing alien in that bonkers scene at the end with Natalie Portman. In Garland’s next project, the cerebral and philosophical miniseries devshe cast Mizuno as the lead, a computer engineer who is pulled into a plot after the disappearance of his partner.

She is also known for her appearance in Crazy Rich Asiansas the bride Araminta Lee, and shared a screen with Emma Stone in two projects, La La Land and Netflix series manic.

Rhys Ifans

Character: Ser Otto Hightower

What hasn’t Rhys Ifans done? The Welsh actor and musician gives Matt Smith a run for his money from him as the most recognizable star in House of the Dragon.

Ifans stole every scene he was in as Hugh Grant’s kooky and exhibitionist housemate in Notting Hill, among his many film credits which includes LittleNicky, The Replacements, The Shipping News, Vanity Fair, Enduring Love, Elizabeth: The Golden Age, The Boat That Rocked, The Five-Year Engagement and Official Secrets.

Younger fans might know him as the conspiracy loving Xenophilius Lovegood in the Harry Potter movies while he’s also played the slithering and clobbering villain Dr Curt Connors/Lizard in The Amazing Spider-Manthe latter was a role he recently reprised via voice performance in Spider-Man: No Way Home.

On TV, Ifans had a recurring role as Mycroft Holmes in Elementary and he was one of the leads in berlin station.

He also had a memorable starring role in the film clip to Oasis song, “The Importance of Being Idle”.

Fabien Frankel

Character: Ser Criston Cole

Fabien Frankel has only been in the business for a few years but he made an impression in Netflix true crime series The Serpentin which he played Dominique Renelleau, a real-life French backpacker who managed to escape death at the hands of serial killer Charles Sobhraj.

He has also had parts in the NYPD Blue TV movie reboot, an episode of An Uncandid Portraitthe Emilia Clarke rom-com Last Christmas and is one of the leads in the upcoming farce comedy Venice at Dawn.

House of the Dragon will premiere on Monday 22 August at the same time as the US, streaming on Binge. The series will also be available to watch on Foxtel in 4K Ultra HD

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8/13/2022 Horse Racing Tips and Best Bets – Caulfield, PB Lawrence Stakes day

Spring is in the air this Saturday at Caulfield, where it is PB Lawrence Stakes Day, with the 1400m feature a lead up towards the Memsie Stakes in two weeks time. The weather is fine, the track is good (4) and the rail is out nine meters for the entire circuit.

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Race 1. (12:10) Mrc 1St Renewal M Grumley Hcp 1600m

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3MidnightBlue (BetNow: $10.00 TOP ODDS) is a fascinating runner. Former WA galloper that makes his Victorian debut for the Danny O’Brien camp. He hasn’t raced since New Years Day when a strong winner of the Perth Cup. I’ve been surprised by how well he has jumped out leading in, the latest being a win at Werribee, so watch the market.

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6 Chief Altony (BetNow: $2.40 TOP ODDS) has been up a while but is holding his form really well. He ran behind Lackeen a fortnight back at The Valley and was never a factor to beat the Godolphin horse, with that galloper stealing a march on the field, including Chief Altony. He likes Caulfield and hopefully he can settle closer in the run.

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5 Thoughts Of That (BetNow: $4.80 TOP ODDS) is a watch for me. He’s talented when right, but he also can be quite hit and miss. He hasn’t raced since late May when down the track behind Mankayan but with the break, he’s had a jumpout and a hurdle trial, so whether that was to sharpen him up, or they have eyes on a maiden hurdle and this is a prep run, not sure. But he’s capable of winning this.

Race 2. (12:45) Senet Gambling Law Expert-Bm78 1600m

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11 Pitchhanun (BetNow: $8.50 TOP ODDS) is knocking on the door to win. Track was too wet for her fresh at Sandown behind Cyclone Sally. Ella then she went to Flemington three weeks ago where she was unlucky not to win, getting held up at a vital stage before getting clear and driving late to just miss. Hard fit now, she’s hard to beat.

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8 Unusual Culture (BetNow: $6.50 TOP ODDS) is a talented mare I feel for the Maher/Eustace camp. Just wish they’d get her to Flemington because she does look like a big track horse. Both Australian runs have come here, and each time she has crabbed around the turn, losing momentum then balancing up late. She can win, but backing her to do it is another thing.

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9 Free Flying Star (BetNow: $17.00 TOP ODDS) has been up a while but is holding her form quite nicely. Last few runs have come at Sandown, where she has been quite consistent and thereabouts every time, last start seeing her finish third to Free To Move. Harder here, but in form, hard fit, she commands respect.

Race 3. (13:20) Fierce Impact Breed Elite-Bm90 1100m

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4 She’s All Class (BetNow: $2.60 TOP ODDS) should take beating for the Maher/Eustace camp. First run for the stable came at Caulfield several weeks ago when sitting off the speed before being presented wider and finishing off strongly when second to Chain Of Lightning in a good effort and strong return. Fitter, with class on her side of her, she’ll take beating against this lot.

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7 Throntari (BetNow: $6.00 TOP ODDS) have found winning form…can she hold it? Freshened up from 1400m to 1200m a few weeks back at Caulfield and the end result was a dominant win in testing conditions, helped by an absolute peach from Craig Williams, who is the form rider in Victoria at the moment. Back in winning form, she commands respect.

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5Little Stevie (BetNow: $11.00 TOP ODDS) has been a ripping mare pretty much throughout her career but this time in she has established herself as a Saturday class horse. She got a peach from Cartwright to win several weeks ago at Caulfield, sitting off the speed before being presented clear air and away she went for a strong performance. Hard to knock how genuine she is.

Race 4. (13:55) Ive > (Bm78) 1200m

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I think 5 I Am Bene (BetNow: $3.80 TOP ODDS) is the best on the card. Andrew Clarken trained mare from SA that I reckon is using this run as a tune up and a look at Caulfield in readiness for the Cockram. She summarized in the Lightning at Morphettville and was very good in the worst ground behind a star in Extremely Lucky. That form is A1 for this and fitter, up to 1200m, I’m keen on her.

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1 Home Rules (BetNow: $4.40 TOP ODDS) can be hit and miss, but he is Saturday class when he’s on, as seen when an impressive winner at The Valley two weeks ago. He was given a lovely ride from Lane, sitting near the speed before being clicked up on the turn and away he went, safely holding a margin. He steps up to 78 grade, but he’s likeable once again.

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Staying at 1200m is the knock with 3 attractive (BetNow: $14.00 TOP ODDS) but he’s a four year old with talent. He summarized at this track/distance three weeks back where he got back in the run and was never a factor, but liked the way he finished the race off behind Big Apple. J Kah on is a big tick and his best is good enough.

Race 5. (14:35) Vain Stakes 1100m

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If 5 Alpha One (BetNow: $3.20) can stretch its brilliance to 1100m, they’re cooking with gas. Arrogant win two back over 1000m at Hawkesbury before coming back to 955m at The Valley two weeks ago where he produced sustained speed from the front and gave nothing else to look in. He’s hard fit, in shape and with his racing style, he’ll take beating.

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i say 3 Millane (BetNow: $6.00) is here to rock and roll first up. Peter Moody trained colt that summarizes, having not raced since a strong debut win down the track at Flemington in March and after that win, he was touted as a Slipper horse. Instead he was spelled. He has come back and with three jumpouts under the belt, he’s ready to go IMO and the stable has been low flying with their first up horses recently.

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6 Giga Kick (BetNow: $4.20) faces a good test here but all you can do is win and that is what he has done in two career outings. He summarized four weeks back down the straight at Flemington where he was a notable drifter in betting but it mattered not to him, winning comfortably. He beat nothing, but beware the unbeaten horse.

Race 6. (15:15) Quezette Stakes 1100m

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8 Winnertakestall (BetNow: $21.00) has come back in really good order. Team Snowden filly that summarized over 955m at The Valley where she had the suck run behind the speed before Dee angled her clear and in a driving go, she finished best to win and win well. Ella she’s got room for improvement and up to 1100m, she’s hard to beat once again.

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12 Waltz On By (BetNow: $6.00) is a very interesting runner. Peter Moody trained filly that resumes after a three run Autumn prep, where she placed in the Talindert before finishing around midfield in the Blue Diamond. Her recent jumpout from her was quite good and she maps ideally for Jamie Kah for a stable that is absolutely flying.

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5 Ojai (BetNow: $17.00) looks a short course type so resuming at 1100m I do like for this James Cummings filly. She had a busy Autumn Carnival, contesting all the good races, and while she didn’t measure up, she was far from disgraced. Two trials leading in have been solid and stable loves to target these lower level blacktype races with their second/third tier gallopers.

Race 7. (15:55) Regal Roller Stakes 1200m

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6 Showmanship (BetNow: $5.50) is a high quality horse when right and despite bigger fish to fry, he has the class/quality to round these up. He had one run for the O’Brien camp in the Autumn, which came in the Wangoom at Warrnambool when a narrow third to Frankie Pinot. Just one quiet jumpout leading into this run, but if he’s within range, he’s got the finale to overhaul them.

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This is a good test for 11 Uncommon James (BetNow: $2.40) but he does look quite a promising horse. 2/2 this time in, both starts and wins coming in Queensland, bolting up fresh at Eagle Farm before repeating the dose in style at Doomben. He’s probably the best of the O’Dea/Hoysted team that are in Melbourne so keen to see how he goes at this level.

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7 Happy (BetNow: $19.00) looks to be back on track. She was a pretty plain return in the Monash behind Mileva but she bounced back to positive form with a fighting fourth in the Bletchingly behind King Of Sparta. Third up now and hard fit, we know her best from her is clearly good enough to beat these.

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5 Buffalo River (BetNow: $12.00) tends to race well on the fresh side and with a soft lead, potentially, on the cards, I think he’s worth a gamble. I have had a frustrating Autumn/Winter prep, plagued by wide gates, ordinary rides etc. Caulfield 1400m suits his racing style from him, he’ll roll forward and with a bit of juice in the track, he’ll take beating.

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Class will carry 2 Mr Brightside (BetNow: $3.50) to long way. Team Hayes trained gelding that resumes, with eyes towards the Cox Plate, so how wound up he is, not sure, but he is the class runner having won the Doncaster last run last prep, which followed an excellent effort in the All Star Mile. He has to be respected.

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I think the weather conditions are crucial to 3 Streets Of Avalon (BetNow: $15.00). He is a dead set dry tracker who summarized in the Bletchingly and he struggled to pick his feet up on a shifty track. Hopefully he finds a firmer deck and we know his class of him being a multiple Group l winner.

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4 Lucky Choice (BetNow: $9.00) is an improver. Peter Moody trained gelding that summarized behind Here To Shock a few weeks back at Caulfield and I thought he did a satisfactory job after doing work in the run on a somewhat testing track. Fitter, firmer deck (hopefully), he’s a key threat.

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10 Sig Positano (BetNow: $12.00) is racing well but is finding it quite hard to win. He ran behind Nerone at Sandown at the midweeks where he seemingly had every gain from near the speed and battled away okay but was well held late by the Laming horse. Back on a track he likes, surely he’s nearing D-Day.

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14 Unbelievable Dream (BetNow: $16.00) deserves another chance. Maher/Eustace trained mare that summarized down the Flemington straight a few weeks back down the straight where she was near the speed throughout and tried hard, but condition just gave way behind Nicolini Vito. Fitter, she can bounce back.

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Australia

NSW RFS, SES face merger after flood inquiry recommendation

The inquiry examined the state’s preparedness to deal with major flooding events, while considering the gaps in the emergency response that left inundated residents in the state’s north to be rescued by private boats.

The independent report will recommend that Resilience NSW boss Shane Fitzsimmons be dumped and the disaster management and response agency dramatically scaled down. It will also suggest a new deputy police commissioner be appointed to emergency and disaster management.

A familiar source with the report said it was damning of the SES’ response.

The news is the latest slap in the face for the agency days after a separate NSW parliamentary inquiry criticized the SES and Bureau of Meteorology for its “incorrect and out of date” information during the flood disaster that left 13 people dead and destroyed 4000 homes in February and March this year.

SES Commissioner Carlene York is currently on pre-arranged leave, but a spokesperson for the agency said she had been working with her senior leadership team throughout the week to review the findings and recommendations from the parliamentary inquiry. York will return to official duties on August 13.

A NSW SES spokesperson said the agency would review each recommendation which would form part of the government’s response. An RFS spokesperson gave the same statement.

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NSW Police said it could not comment until the report was publicly released.

The SES submission to the parliamentary inquiry notes that restructuring of the organisation, merging and deletion of regions had been a cost-cutting measure by the NSW government and prevented it from delivering “training, support and provide services to the communities across NSW when they are at their most vulnerable”.

Perrottet has yet to publicly release the inquiry’s findings and his response to them, but a NSW government spokesperson said it would be done soon.

“The report includes recommendations that will have impacts for communities, volunteers and first responders,” the spokesperson said.

SES Commander in Woodburn Ashley Slapp told 2GB on Thursday his unit worked around the clock even while their own houses were going under.

“We didn’t knock-off, we didn’t sleep on a bed, we slept on a floor,” he said. “Myself and all the team of the SES, especially in that flood, we were on the phone until three in the morning, we were working 24/7, we used every resource we had available to us. There was nothing we couldn’t do more.”

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Last week Deputy Premier Paul Toole said the government wanted to report back to flood-affected communities as soon as possible, committing to releasing the report in August.

“I think there are going to be things the government can do in the short term, the medium term and the longer term and this is about giving some clarity and certainty to the community.”

The report comes as the possibility of a third consecutive La Nina event for this year remains at 50 per cent. In the latest update from BoM released on Thursday, four of seven models showed a La Nina event occurring by mid-spring.

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Business

Think markets have bottom? Profit season says be careful

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But Rob Almeida, global investment strategist and portfolio manager at the $US581 billion ($818 billion) investment giant MFS, says it’s useful to think about how profit margins got to this point. The last two years, when an avalanche of global stimulus payments sparked the surge in demand that has delivered us this inflation spike is clearly part of the answer.

But Almeida argues this is really a story that’s been building for more than a decade, when central banks flooded the world with cheap money to try and spark an economic recovery in the wake of the GFC – and never really turned the taps off.

This capital wasn’t used to invest in productive capacity to drive organic revenue growth but instead used to fund fat capital returns (high dividends and share buybacks) and acquisitions to drive inorganic growth across most sectors.

“This explains why the 2010s produced outsized profits but saw a feeble economic expansion and a historic gap in wealth between the owners of capital and labour. The excess of this last business cycle was corporate leverage and profits.”

Pandemic stimulus did nothing to change this picture. Almeida says that “instead of investing in plant and equipment or research and development, the government issued previously unimaginable quantities of debt so that consumers could buy more goods than the economy could produce. The result? Inflation.”

Almeida’s point is simple: until these excesses are washed out of the system – until corporate profits have come down, until the retail investors who are yet to meaningfully sell stocks have done so – it’s hard to make the case that markets have bottomed and are headed. for a durable economic recovery.

Pressure on revenues to rise

There are signs in the ASX reporting season that some of the forces behind the strong profit growth of the past decade are starting to reverse.

Consider what Bahamian fund manager Mark Holowesko argues were four main drivers of historically high margins: low interest rates, low wage growth (partly through better efficiency, but also due to the utilization of cheaper offshore labour), lower capital intensity thanks to globalized supply chains. and lower tax rates, particularly in the US. The last few weeks have provided anecdotal evidence that these tailwinds are turning into headwinds.

Interest rates are clearly rising and while we’ve seen only muted increases in financing costs from the companies that have reported so far – average borrowing costs at property giant Mirvac, for example, rose from 3.4 per cent to 3.9 per cent a June 30 – 2023 is likely to see more pressure. There are also surprising implications of higher inflation and rates; Rio Tinto, for example, took an earnings hit of almost $US300 million because rising inflation and discount rates means it needs to put aside more to rehabilitate mine sites when they close.

Wage growth is clearly on the rise, perhaps most viscerally at QBE, which pushed through two wage increases in three months for its staff. Commonwealth Bank is yet to complete negotiations on its enterprise bargaining agreement, but it’s braced for a significant jump.

Supply chain pressures have been seen across the ASX in the first weeks of reporting season with retailer Baby Bunting, which reported on Friday providing a neat example; not only did it miss $3 million of sales because supplies of a top-selling pram have been restricted, but it lifted inventory by 20 per cent to mitigate further delays. The pressure on capital intensity is also highlighted by explosive giant Orica, which supersized a capital raising for an acquisition to give it more than $200 million of spare cash to manage supply chain issues.

Given the state of pandemic-ravaged government budgets, tax reductions are off the table. Indeed, booming coal miner Coronado Global Resources is already seeing royalties rise, but now faces a new royalty regime in Queensland. Given what we’ve seen in other parts of the world, tax hits on the energy sector would hardly come as a surprise.

How these trends are borne out across the rest of the ASX reporting season is yet to be seen. But as interest rates keep rising and economic growth slows (hopefully bringing down inflation with it) the pressure on corporate revenues is likely to increase. But their costs – interest payments, wages, inventory, taxes – are moving higher in what Almeida argues is a structural change; he’d add in the cost of ESG as another rising burden.

Which brings us back to our original question: can the market really be at the bottom if the reversion in global profits is only getting started?

It is possible, if valuations have come down far enough to account for the fall in profits, or if a soft landing means profits won’t fall as much as feared. After the rally we’ve seen since mid-June and the softer CPI print on Wednesday night, that’s clearly worth thinking about.

But Almeida has a nice analogy to explain where we might be in the cycle. Market rallies, he says, are like an event, sort of like a party that everyone wants to attend. But market bottoms are a process, more like a hangover, where the excesses of the night before are only fixed over time.

“Historically, markets have tended to bottom when investors give up, stop caring, vow never to invest again and no longer ask, ‘Is this the bottom?’” Almeida says. “I’ve lived through that twice and I don’t think we’re there yet. But when investors stop asking whether we are, we will be.”

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Technology

How to add the iOS 16 battery percentage icon to your MacBook

Perhaps the biggest Apple news of the week is that the battery percentage icon is finally back in the iPhone’s status bar with the release of iOS 16 beta 5. While it’s been a surprisingly controversial change, there’s already an app that can bring the same battery percentage design to your MacBook…

iOS 16 battery percentage icon for your Mac

The design of the new battery percentage icon in iOS 16 shows a full battery icon with the precise percentage right inside of it. The battery icon remains full until your iPhone hits 20%, then it drops down so it’s clear that you’re running low on battery.

The design has proven to be controversial, with some people arguing that it’s deceiving the battery icon stays full until that 20% threshold. Given the limited space in the status bar, however, this is likely the only option, and of course Apple isn’t forcing you to turn on the option.

But if you are a fan of this design (and I am), developer Rony Fadel has updated his popular Batteries app for macOS with an option to bring the same design to your MacBook. It works just as you’d expect it to and lets you see your battery percentage right inside the battery icon.

This design is actually quite nice on macOS. By default, macOS doesn’t show you the battery percentage. Instead you have to click on the battery icon or enable the always-visible percentage in System Preferences. When you enable that option, the battery percentage is located next to the battery icon, therefore taking up more space in your menu bar. This is not a huge deal, but it can be annoying on a MacBook with a notch where menu bar space is constrained.

You can download the Batteries for Mac app from Fadel’s website for $8.99. The app is also available via the Setapp subscription service, which bundles over 200 apps for a single monthly subscription.

What are you thoughts on the new battery percentage icon in iOS 16? Do you want Apple to also bring it to the Mac? Let us know down in the comments!

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Entertainment

Embarrassing school formal photo of Karl Stefanovic as a gawky teen shows how the Today show star

Embarrassing school formal photo of Karl Stefanovic as a gawky teen shows how the Today show star has changed over the years as he turns 48

The Today Show paid tribute to host Karl Stefanovic on his 48th birthday on Friday by sharing some never before seen photos of Karl as a gawky teenager.

The gallery of Instagram snaps showed the Today host as a fresh-faced youth with a daggy haircut.

In one photo, a teenage Karl was dolled up in a tuxedo at his school formal as he and his blonde date beamed at the camera.

The Today Show paid tribute to host Karl Stefanovic on his 48th birthday on Friday by sharing some never before seen photos of Karl as a gawky teenager (pictured)

The Today Show paid tribute to host Karl Stefanovic on his 48th birthday on Friday by sharing some never before seen photos of Karl as a gawky teenager (pictured)

Another showed Karl attending a birthday party as a teenager, in an open long-sleeved shirt that revealed his chest.

The Today show added some well wishes next to the carousel of snaps, writing ‘happy birthday to the GOAT [greatest of all time] @karlstefanovic_’.

Fans jumped in to add some kind words, with one writing ‘Karl is definitely like a bottle of wine’ and another joking he ‘could pass as Tom Cruise’s doppelgänger’.

Another showed Karl attending a birthday party as a teenager, in an open long sleeve shirt that revealed his chest

Another showed Karl attending a birthday party as a teenager, in an open long sleeve shirt that revealed his chest

His wife Jasmine also honored him by showing off the television presenter’s party side.

In a hilarious Instagram post, the 38-year-old shoe designer sent him well-wishes on his special day alongside a wild video of Karl partying in Europe this month.

In the slow-motion clip, Karl is seen arms spread wide with a vape in hand as a CO2 gun blasts in his face while Losing It by Fisher plays in the background.

Fans jumped in to add some kind words with one writing 'Karl is definitely like a bottle of wine'

Fans jumped in to add some kind words with one writing ‘Karl is definitely like a bottle of wine’

One fan jokingly said Karl 'could pass as Tom Cruise's doppelgänger'

One fan jokingly said Karl ‘could pass as Tom Cruise’s doppelgänger’

Karl met Jasmine in late 2016, five months after he split from his first wife Cassandra Thorburn, to whom he was married for 21 years.

The Channel Nine star proposed to the former model in February 2018 with a $100,000 engagement ring.

The newlyweds welcomed their first child, Harper, on May 1, 2020, at Sydney’s North Shore Private Hospital.

Karl is already a father to sons Jackson, 20, and River, 12, and daughter Ava, 16, who he shares with ex-wife Cassandra Thorburn.

Family: Karl and Jasmine were married in Los Cabos, Mexico, in 2018 and welcomed Harper, their first child together (pictured), in 2020

Family: Karl and Jasmine were married in Los Cabos, Mexico, in 2018 and welcomed Harper, their first child together (pictured), in 2020

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