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‘Stray’ Speedrunners Are Already Beating The Game In Under An Hour

I had a great time with stray, so much so that I stuck it out long enough to earn the catinum…sorry, platinum trophy. The last trophy I snapped up was for finishing the game in under two hours on my second run. I’ll admit, I was sweating things a bit toward the end, but I finished with around 15 minutes to spare.

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There are no such concerns for players who have been studiously plotting the best routes through stray, though. Some speedrunners are already able to complete the game in under an hour. As spotted by GamesRadara French runner named Erims now holds the record of 54:21 on PC (they have the PS5 record too at a significantly longer 1:12:18).

That zippy time includes the length of various unskippable cutscenes. However, Erims does take advantage of some glitches, including wall clips and near-instant dialogue skips. The glitchless records, according to speedrun.com, stand at 1:19:06 on PC, 1:23:21 on PS5 and 1:39:33 on PS4. With a few optimizations, I think that PS4 record is prime for the taking.

I’m both impressed by the ways players are able to break a game that hasn’t even been out for two weeks and how they’re able to find optimal routes through the entire thing. The glitchless runs are certainly putting my speedrun time to shame.

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Nathan Cleary suspension, all league bans too long, says Phil Gould, Penrith Panthers, Darren Lockyer

Rugby league great Phil Gould has questioned the length of suspensions across the NRL, saying the game does not need to be without its best players for extended periods.

Gould’s comments come off the back of Panthers star Nathan Cleary being handed a five-match suspension for a dangerous tackle on Parramatta’s Dylan Brown at the weekend.

Cleary was handed a grade-three charge, which normally draws a four-match ban, but had another match added on due to a prior incident.

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Gould called Cleary’s tackle an “error of judgement” and said a lengthy ban was not necessary for the Penrith No.7 to realize he’d made a mistake.

“I think the suspensions are too long overall with most offences,” he told Nine’s 100% Footy.

“I don’t think we need good players out of the game for six weeks to remind them that that’s not what you do.

“That’s just an error of judgement. I know this Penrith tackling technique very well, he’s probably thinking his other two players would support that player a little better than they did. They pulled away from it and he found himself in an awkward position.

“Does Nathan Cleary need six weeks away from the game to learn his lesson that’s the wrong tackle to make? He knew it six seconds after he did it that it was wrong.

“They probably want to send a message to the rest of the competition, they want it to look like the star players don’t get special treatment.”

Gould was backed up by Broncos legend Darren Lockyer, who said “a month was probably appropriate.”

“Five weeks is a long time, it’s effectively six weeks, really, because you include the game that he was sent off early,” Lockyer told 100% Footy.

“We don’t want that tackle in the game… but with even with a month on the sidelines it would’ve put a lot of people on alert that they can’t do that.”

While the Panthers will be without their Origin halves pairing in Cleary and injured teammate Jarome Luai, Gould said the reigning premiers could still win all of their matches to end the season.

He also identified a silver lining in Cleary’s suspension for the Panthers, who sit comfortably atop the NRL ladder.

“As a coach… I can actually see the positive in that,” he said.

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“When you’re that far ahead in the minor premiership, all you’re doing every week is watching your team and hoping no one gets hurt.

“Now he’s (Panthers coach Ivan Cleary) got two players ready for week one of the finals, all the others have got to get there yet, they’ve got to get through five games and be uninjured or unsuspended.

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“Luai and Cleary will play in round one of the finals and I think that’s a bonus. While it’s not the ideal way to do it, I’d look at it as a positive that my two star halves are going to be there when the (finals) games are on.”

Lockyer also agreed that the bout of adversity leading into the finals campaign would hold the Panthers in good stead.

“I think they needed to have a bump in the road, they were going too good,” he said.

“After the Origin series, all the players that played for the Blues will be motivated to compensate for losing the Origin series. They needed to have a bit of a bad run just to refocus them.

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“The only risk is that the two players, even though they’re your star players, they might be a touch underdone in week one of the finals, but they should have enough points up their sleeves to get that second chance.”

The Panthers’ first task without their first-choice halves pairing will be on Saturday when they travel to GIO Stadium to take on the Canberra Raiders in a twilight clash.

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‘Hard to enjoy’: Kyle Chalmers triumphs as McKeon wins 12th Commonwealth Games gold | Commonwealth Games 2022

Kyle Chalmers touched the wall, popped up his head to check the results, then stood up and brought his index finger to his lips.

The Australian had just won the men’s 100m freestyle, a Commonwealth Games gold six years in the making – his first at a major international event since becoming Olympic champion at Rio 2016.

And after a week of unfounded speculation and relentless questions about his private life, his time of 47.51 seconds symbolically silenced all the unwelcome attention.

“I thought about it before,” Chalmers told the Seven Network after the race, in which England’s Tom Dean and Scotland’s Duncan Scott won silver and bronze respectively.

“Normally I do a bit more powerful celebration after a win but that one was one that probably means more than giving a fist bump or flexing the muscles.

“It is special to win, but unfortunately I think it is hard to enjoy the moment when all that has happened has gone on. It makes it a challenging time.

“I am grateful that I was able to block it out enough to stand up and win tonight. I hope this is a learning point for everybody, and I hope nobody else has to go through what I have gone through.”

On a day when table-toppers Australia again added to their already-bulging Birmingham medal tally, with Emma McKeon, Kaylee McKeown, Matthew Levy (swimming), Matthew Glaetzer (track cycling), Georgia Godwin (gymnastics), Ellen Ryan (lawn bowls) ) and Tinka Easton (judo) among the gold medalists, Chalmers said he was uncharacteristically emotional before the race.

“This last 48 hours has been hell, it has been an emotional rollercoaster,” he said. “I appreciate all the support that I have had. I would not have been able to get through [without] Item.

“Yesterday there were points where I thought I would not continue on. That just lets the media win. For me, I had to stand up and do it, not for myself but for everybody at home, everybody going through similar things. I hope I can inspire and I will continue this conversation.”

Also at the pool, McKeown cruised to 200m backstroke victory to add to her 100m triumph, beating Kylie Masse and breaking the Canadian’s Commonwealth Games record in the process.

And Levy won gold in the men’s 50m freestyle S7 to bring down the curtain on an illustrious career featuring a string of Paralympic, world championship and Commonwealth Games gold medals.

“It is great to finish here and to back it up from four years ago,” Levy said. “I’ve had a very long career and it is great to continue that high standard throughout 20 years and I’m very proud of tonight and proud of my career.”

Meanwhile, Cody Simpson advanced to the men’s 100m butterfly final, qualifying fifth fastest with a third place in his semi-final.

“Pretty wild, pretty special,” Simpson said. “That was my goal, to make sure I got into the night. Just relieved that I am.”

At the velodrome, Glaetzer put two days of setbacks behind him to win the 1km time trial and equal Anna Meares’s Australian record of five Commonwealth Games cycling golds.

Meares said her former teammate’s performance in defending his four-lap title by edging Australian silver medalist Tom Cornish – a race he said was likely his last at a Commonwealth Games – made her emotional.

“When you consider he had a heavy fall in the keirin, then got relegated from the medals after winning the [sprint] bronze last night, and that he’s come back from thyroid cancer and his coach Gary West passed away from motor neurone disease, he’s had so many challenges,” Meares said.

In the gymnastics, Godwin won the individual vault to bring her haul to two gold medals and two silver, in a campaign that has almost single-handedly thrust gymnastics into the spotlight.

“I do my best to try and show that gymnastics is a safe sport and that everyone should feel safe doing gymnastics,” the 24-year-old said. “And we’re heading in the right direction, so that is really exciting to see.”

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Oakland County judge blocks county prosecutors from enforcing abortion ban

Lansing — Oakland County Circuit Judge James Cunningham issued a temporary restraining order Monday stopping 13 county prosecutors with abortion providers within their jurisdictions from enforcing the state’s abortion ban.

The order was issued in response to a request from Gov. Gretchen Whitmer after the Court of Appeals ruled earlier Monday that county prosecutors were not blocked from enforcing the state’s long-dormant abortion ban by a preliminary injunction issued in the Court of Claims.

In his order, Cunningham said the order was “necessary to prevent the immediate and irreparable injury that will occur if defendants are allowed to prosecute abortion providers under (the 1931 law) without a full resolution of the merits of the pending cases challenging the statute. “

The judge scheduled a Zoom hearing on the matter for Wednesday.

Cunningham’s order came shortly after Whitmer made the request in her lawsuit against 13 county prosecutors with abortion clinics in their counties.

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Nepalese man caught masturbating assessed incorrectly for reoffending, Tasmanian court hears

Two clinical psychologists have accused Community Corrections Tasmania of incorrectly applying a sexual offender risk assessment tool to determine whether or not a Nepalese man is likely to reoffend — and say the tool has likely been misused in other cases.

The man, who moved to Australia in 2015, faces being placed on the sex offenders register, which his lawyer says could lead to him being deported.

The 26-year-old Nepalese man was working as a food delivery driver in Hobart in 2021 when the offense occurred.

Hobart Magistrates Court heard earlier that on the day in question, the man had finished his early morning delivery shift and headed to Rosny Park.

Assuming no one was around, he began to masturbate in his car.

The court heard a council worker then approached the car to let the man know he could not park there. When he knocked on the window he realized the man was masturbating and the council worker told him to leave.

The man immediately drove away — he was later charged with one count of prohibited behavior to which he pleaded guilty.

As part of the court case, Community Corrections Tasmania (CCT) was asked to undertake a risk assessment to determine whether or not he was at risk of reoffending, which could then be used by the court to determine whether or not he should be placed on the sex offenders register.

CCT found he had a medium risk of reoffending.

That finding was challenged by the man’s lawyer, Dinesh Loganathan.

CCT ‘applying tool incorrectly’

Mr Loganathan commissioned reports from two separate clinical psychologists — Dr Grant Blake and Dr Emma Collins — who both refuted CCT’s assessment, finding the man had a very low-risk of reoffending.

Dr Blake even described the man’s risk of future offending as “far-fetched” and “fanciful”.

In court on Monday, Mr Loganathan told Magistrate Andrew McKee that despite the reports, CCT would not shift its position.

“We have two certified trained clinical psychologists who have provided a report to the court that Static-99R [the risk assessment tool] should have never be administered to [the man] and the administration was flawed,” he told the court.

“We have Community Corrections who have provided a recommendation that [he is at] medium risk of offending.

“On the other hand, there’s Dr Blake, who quite forcefully provides a view that Community Corrections has been wrongly administrating [assessments] for however long they’ve been doing it.”

Magistrate McKee then questioned the claim that CCT had “wrongly” administered assessments beyond the current case, to which Mr Loganathan responded by reading out some of Dr Blake’s report.

“Community Corrections must be informed they are continuing to use risk assessment tools incorrectly,” he read to the court.

“It is unethical, unacceptable practice. It cannot continue.”

Mr Loganathan said Dr Blake’s position was that the risk assessment should never have been applied to the man and CCT “continue to use it for people within Category B”.

The court heard Dr Collins’s report also stated it was wrong to use Static-99R to assess Category B offenders.

Tool developed by Canadian, UK researchers

According to the manual for Static-99R, Category B offenses include “sexting”, “consenting sex in public places” and “indecent behavior without a sexual motive”.

Static-99R was developed by researchers in Canada and the United Kingdom and is meant to apply in “cases where an actual sex offense has occurred with an identifiable victim”.

Community Corrections representative Emily Drysdale, who did not undertake the assessment, said it had been applied “based on the fact there had been sexual offending.”

“My communication with senior management is that it was correctly applied,” she told the court.

She said CCT did not have a position on whether or not the man should be placed on the register and that was up to the court.

When Magistrate McKee asked her if she accepted that the assessment had been applied incorrectly, Ms Drysdale deferred to her manager’s advice.

“In their understanding it was applied correctly,” she told the court.

Magistrate McKee said Community Corrections had assessed the man was at a “higher risk than a routine sample of offenders”.

“[Based on that] I would need to give significant consideration to the register,” he said.

When asked about what CCT thought of the psychologists’ opinions that the assessment tool was being used incorrectly, Ms Drysdale said she had passed on their feedback.

“I have submitted that to that particular manager and haven’t received a particularly favorable response,” she told the court.

While Ms Drysdale did not say that she was challenging the psychologists’ reports, Magistrate McKee said that by standing by CCT’s assertion it had applied the risk assessment tool correctly, she effectively was.

“Your manager has told you ‘we were right’, therefore, the only inference is that Dr Blake and Dr Collins are incorrect and I’ve got to sort it out,” he said.

The case has been adjourned and will potentially lead to a disputed facts hearing.

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Netflix spatial audio “blew me away”

Spatial audio is not entirely new. Forms of virtual surround sound processing have been around for decades. The difference today is that the technology behind the effect is getting good. Really good.

Apple Music introduced its take on spatial audio last year, meaning you could enjoy advanced surround sound on just a regular pair of headphones or earbuds (though it works best, of course, with Apple-based ones).

Now Netflix is ​​bringing the idea to your TV and movie viewing experience.

One reviewer on Tom’s Guide says that spatial audio “blew me away.” He was able to enjoy surround sound with a minimal number of speakers. And that’s the upside. You don’t need to install a bunch of new speakers to benefit from the enhanced cinematic effect. Instead, you can just use your existing speaker setup. Even your built-in TV speaker or soundbar will do the trick.

Netflix is ​​rolling out spatial audio for no additional charge — so existing subscribers, regardless of tier, can enjoy the feature. However, the catalog of titles is limited at launch. stranger things is one of the flagship shows that you can watch to enjoy expanded soundstages thanks to spatial audio. Rich, 80’s-inspired synthesizers would surely sound fantastic thanks to the additional processing.

I’m a firm believer that there’s absolutely no substitute for additional speakers and the immersion they can provide. A few years back I expanded my setup to support 5.1.4 Atmos. That means 5 regular speakers (front left, center, front right, rear left, rear right), a subwoofer and 4 ceiling Atmos speakers (2 in front and 2 in rear). I was fortunate that the ceiling speakers already existed and were wired in place when our home was built back in the 2000’s. The result is just incredible. And you can up-mix existing 5.1 material to take advantage of the additional Atmos speakers so things like rain, helicopter effects and most ambience effects will really take your home theater experience to the next level.

Still, adding speakers isn’t always a possibility. Cramped spaces, apartments and dorm rooms for instance; there, this sort of virtual spatial audio can be a blessing.

This software processing reminds of what we’re seeing with computational photography. Apple is a leader here, using software to improve the iPhone’s built-in camera. In the past cameras needed mostly hardware to take a great photo. That’s clearly no longer the case. Instead, software magic can do things that we never thought of before possible — automatically applying filters and backgrounds are simple examples.

I suspect most won’t be willing to pay extra for fancy photo/camera tricks or spatial audio for their music listening sessions. However, such features can be useful differentiators and a way for companies like Apple and Netflix to leverage them for marketing campaigns. Some will find these things more useful than others. It just depends on personal preference. Typically I like to hear a song in its native stereo (or even mono!) format. Often the spatial audio equivalent has an expanded soundstage, yes, but also tends to fatigue with its overtly echo-like reverb, even if subtle.

Regardless, if you’re a Netflix subscriber you should definitely give spatial audio a listen and see what you think. stranger things already sounds like the stuff of a fever 80s neon fantasy, now imagine all of that turned up to eleven.

Tip: per Netflix, typing “spatial audio” into the search bar and selecting a show or film that supports it in the search results.

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Adam Peaty Will Not Go To 2024 Doha Worlds; Tom Dean Wants Review

Adam Peaty Will Not Go To Doha Worlds In 2024; Tom Dean – Not A Good Call From FINA

Adam Peaty won’t be going to the 2024 World Championships in Doha and believes the meet will be poorly attended weeks before Olympic trials season gets under way.

There has been growing criticism of FINA’s decision to stage the 2024 worlds from 2-18 February and to also make it a relay qualification meet for the Paris Games to be held from July that year.

Peatys Coach Mel Marshall accused the decision-makers of ignoring “the people that really matter in this sport,” and criticized the lack of consultation over the scheduling given its proximity to the trials season with the Olympics following five months later.

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British Swimming head coach Bill Furniss said it was “a question of fairness” and pointed to the advantage that will be enjoyed by some teams who qualify their relays at Fukuoka worlds next July.

Peaty and six-time Olympic medalist Duncan Scott were both critical of the decision while James Guy was unequivocal, stating “I ain’t going”.

Three-time Olympic champion Peaty on Saturday returned to the water for the first time since April following injury when he was the only man inside the one-minute barrier in the 100br heats at the Commonwealth Games.

The 27-year-old, who is seeking his third straight 100 Commonwealth crown and his first 50, looked ahead to Doha, saying:

“I can’t really see the bigger nations going just because the prep for the Olympics is so specific and you need that winter block and that is January, February.

“I’m not going to go, a lot of the British swimming team probably won’t go so how many world champions are going to be Olympic champions? Not many.”

Olympic 200m freestyle champion Tom Dean called for FINA to reschedule Doha, saying:

“I think putting a world champs in the same year as the Olympics is not a good call from FINA, personally I don’t believe that is the best approach to take.

“I think they need to review the calendar and look at it say everything got pushed back because of Covid, there’s nothing we can do about that now, let’s try and make it as normal as possible going forward for the athletes and give them the best chance to perform at the biggest competition which is the Olympics.”

The double Olympic champion is competing at Commonwealths weeks after taking bronze at the World Championships inBudapest.

Following Birmingham, a British team will head for the European Championships in Rome making it three major meetings in the space of two months.

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“I think it’s always tough when two meets are not close enough that you can just bounce on and stay tapered and relaxed but not far enough apart that you can get a solid block of work in.

“So it’s up to the coaches to plan how we deal with being in no-man’s land in that respect: my coach Dave McNulty is able to do that very well but unfortunate to be in that position.”

He also called for more athlete representation when it comes to decision-making that affects them, saying:

“I think athletes should always have to say in all decisions made by international governing bodies. That’s true not just of swimming but all sports.

“I think it’s something that in my talks with members of FINA it’s something they want to do more of but I think we are holding out to see that actually coming to fruition.”

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Manchin-Schumer side agreement would overhaul environmental review

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A side agreement reached between Democratic leadership and Sen. Joe Manchin III (DW.Va.) as part of their broader deal on an economic package would overhaul the nation’s process for approving new energy projects, including by expediting a gas pipeline proposed for West Virginia, according to a one-page summary obtained by The Washington Post.

To win Manchin’s support for the climate, energy and health-care package that was etched last week, Democratic leaders agreed to attempt to advance separate legislation on expediting energy projects. These changes would fall outside the bounds of the Senate budget procedure the party is using to pass its budget bill, making it impossible for Democrats to approve that with just 51 votes. The new agreement would require 60 votes to be approved and would need GOP support to be signed into law. Republicans have supported similar measures in the past, but the agreement could face defections from liberal Democrats, who have warned against making it easier to open new oil and gas projects.

The 100-seat Senate is now evenly split between Democrats and Republicans, but Vice President Harris can cast a tiebreaking vote.

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The side deal would set new two-year limits, or maximum timelines, for environmental reviews for “major” projects, the summary says. It would also aim to streamline the government processes for deciding approvals for energy projects by centralizing decision-making with one lead agency, the summary adds. The bill would also attempt to clear the way for the approval of the Mountain Valley Pipeline, which would transport Appalachian shale gas about 300 miles from West Virginia to Virginia. This pipeline is a key priority of Manchin’s.

Other provisions would limit legal challenges to energy projects and give the Energy Department more authority to approve electric transmission lines that are deemed to be “in the national interest,” according to the document.

“This is a pretty vague outline, but if you had this kind of efficient streamlining it could lead to the necessary build-out of energy infrastructure not just for fossil fuels but for all types of energy that are necessary for reliability and decarbonization,” he said Neil Chatterjee, former commissioner and chairman of the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission.

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Still, the agreement poses new challenges for Democratic lawmakers who are weighing these permitting changes as the necessary price to pay to secure Manchin’s support for hundreds of billions in new clean energy investments. Climate groups have largely said that trade is worth while, because Manchin’s vote on the broader package will unlock long-sought subsidies and tax credits for solar, wind and other forms of renewable energy.

Many Democrats have been wary. Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.) said previously: “I really want to see all the details on the permitting. We all knew that any deal that would be struck between Schumer and Manchin would have a lot of fossil fuels in it. The question is on balance.”

Still, the agreement appears to have been the only way to secure Manchin’s vote for the broader climate deal. Manchin had voiced concerns about approving hundreds of billions of dollars in government subsidies for fossil fuel projects that could be defeated by red tape or climate lawsuits, and said the United States must do much more to avoid its dependence on authoritarian petrostates.

In both public and private talks, Manchin has made it clear that he views approving the Mountain Valley Pipeline as a top priority. Supporters have characterized it as a way to help make the United States an exporter of liquefied natural gas, which the United States is sending to help Europe amid the war in Ukraine.

Climate groups have opposed the project, with a 2017 analysis by Oil Change International, an advocacy group, finding that the greenhouse gas emissions from the Mountain Valley Pipeline would approximate 26 coal plants or 19 million passenger cars.

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Even with a historical fall in house prices, rents are tipped to rise by as much as 10 per cent. Will they ever go down?

With news that house prices are falling sharply in several capital cities, millions of renters may be looking forward to paying the landlord a bit less.

CoreLogic data released this week shows house prices in Australia are dropping at their fastest pace since the global financial crisis.

The median price in Sydney saw the sharpest value falls in almost 40 years, while values ​​in Melbourne, Hobart, Brisbane and regional Australia also dropped last month.

So rents should fall too, right?

Wrong. For most of the 2.4 million households renting from private landlords, rents will go up at a historically rapid clip over the next year.

Here’s why.

Prices go down, but rents keep going up

Rents have jumped about 2.8 per cent in the past quarter, and are expected to rise further still, said CoreLogic’s research director Tim Lawless.

“We’ve already seen rents up 9.8 per cent over 12 months to July,” he said.

“By this time next year I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s been a similar increase of around 10 per cent.”

The chart below shows the relationship between dwelling (houses and apartment) values ​​and weekly rents from 2010 to 2022.

As you can see, for most of the past decade, rents have trudged upwards while housing values ​​have fluctuated more wildly.

Basically, there’s no short-term relationship between the change in house prices and the amount tents pay their landlords.

Since August 2020, the fairly flat and predictable trajectory of rental payment increases has taken a sharp upwards turn.

In fact, the increase has been so sharp that Mr Lawless expects we’re approaching a “ceiling” on what renters are “able to pay”.

“Rental affordability is already challenging, and it’s going to become worse,” he said.

“I think a time will come when renters can’t fathom higher rents.”

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House prices decline at fastest rate since GFC as building costs climb

Interest rates, returning students and COVID getaways for the wealthy

The reason rental payments will increase as house prices fall is due to a combination of factors, from rising interest rates, returning international students, and housing market changes wrought by COVID.

Higher interest rates means larger mortgage payments, which landlords are simply handballing to their tenants.

The return of international students with the opening of Australia’s borders will increase demand for rental accommodation.

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Since the 1990s, house prices have risen from 2.5 times annual household income, to over six times today.(Supplied: ACT Environment, Planning and Sustainable Development Directorate)

The resumption of tourism will also have an impact, said Chris Martin, a researcher at UNSW’s City Futures Research Centre.

“There’s probably been properties that have moved out of the rental sector to Airbnb and the tourism sector,” he said.

The pandemic has also seen more people with higher incomes owning a holiday home that they do not rent out, he said.

“If that happens often enough that would affect rental supply and could make rents even more expensive for people,” he said.

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Someone Built A Gaming PC Into A Working Toilet

A YouTuber built a PC out of a working toilet, creating what might be the first toilet capable of both handling your waste and playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. What a world we live in!

As spotted by Eurogamer, YouTuber Basically Homeless cut a deal with the electronics store Microcenter to create a gaming PC inside of an actual toilet, complete with all the plumbing and water that entails. It’s a wild thing, but not surprising. You see, for as long as we have had toilets and video games, many have tried to combine them. Even I have heard that siren’s call and attempted to poop and game at the same time. Countless others do so while playing games on their phones.

But Basically Homeless didn’t want to simply bring a Switch or phone or even a Steam Deck into the bathroom. Instead, he wanted to create a setup that would let him play 120hz FPS shooters with a mouse and keyboard while sitting on a toilet. And in his video of him documenting the entire process, I was shocked both by the end results and the lack of planning.

The way this thing works is one half of the tank contains all the toilet bits and bobs along with the water. Then he built a “Water Wall” out of plexiglass and glue. On the other side of the wall are all the computer parts. The idea was to keep them separate, letting you flush the working toilet while playing games. Also, built into the lid is a fan to help keep the PC cool.

It probably won’t surprise you to learn that the first time he connected the toilet to the water supply his hacked-together “Water Wall” failed and he ended up having to use a whole can of Flexseal inside the tank to protect the valuable PC electronics. However, now that he’s gotten everything working (including the RGB lighting), the finished PC/toilet hybrid is oddly impressive. Thanks to a large cutout in the front, you can see both the functioning toilet and the running PC.

According to Basically Homeless, he had to learn basic plumbing and how to cut porcelain to create this bizarre PC. The end result is both a conversation starter and a man who can now fix his own toilet. Truly a win, win situation.